Imai’s Burner Account

26 year old die-hard Astros fan. 2017 & 2022 World Champs. Seahawks, Kraken, Astros, Rockets, University of Alabama

[Imai’s Burner Account @strosszn]

When you look up “Texas Rangers” in the GIF section, this comes up. Lmaooooo

[Good Morning America @GMA]

FULL INTERVIEW: Former NFL running back Chris Johnson reveals his ALS diagnosis at 39.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Houston Rockets guard Fred VanVleet is opting into his $25 million player option for the 2026-27 season, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Dad approved. 👍

#ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

This is not a drill.

@serenawilliams will compete in the 2026 ladies' singles at #Wimbledon as a wild card.

[MLB @MLB]

GRAND SLAM YORDAN ALVAREZ ‼️

[Imai’s Burner Account @strosszn]

Yordan is the best hitter in the world bruh. Thank god he’s on my team

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[Imai’s Burner Account @strosszn]

stros really scored 6 in the 8th to come back man i love it

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Yordan Alvarez stats with AL rankings:

-20 HR (tied 1st)
-39 RBI (4th)
-.312 AVG (1st)
-.422 OBP (2nd)
-.663 SLG (1st)
-1.085 OPS (1st)
-.454 wOBA (1st)
-194 wRC+ (1st)
-.351 ISO (1st)

MVP

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

We cannot overstate how bad this is for the game of basketball.

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Yordan Alvarez's last 3 games:

448 foot home run
428 foot home run
449 foot home run
422 foot home run
415 foot home run

He is unconscious right now.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Imai’s Burner Account @strosszn]

this team is so confusing lmfao

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

ASTROS COMPLETE FIRST NO-HITTER IN 629 DAYS 🤯

9 innings, 3 pitchers, 0 hits allowed. WOW 🔥

(via @MLB)

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Astros have achieved their fifth combined no-hitter in franchise history with Tatsuya Imai, Steven Okert and Alimber Santa getting it done on the mound 😤

No other team in the MLB has more than two combined no-hitters and now Houston has five!

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

Good news Yordan Alvarez is back in the dugout and smiling. Left in the 6th with a back spasm.

[Imai’s Burner Account @strosszn]

if this it true i don’t see what indiana gets out of this

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

The Fever could be driving Caitlin Clark out of Indiana:

Last night, she was expected to suit up, and 1.5 hours before the game, she was announced out, which is a direct violation of injury reports.

They also reportedly plan to load manage her all season despite her suggesting that she’s healthy and only 24.

Tension in the locker room over Caitlin’s popularity.

😬😬😬

[Diana @bigsportsgirly]

this is so fucking funny