Jakob Strotz

IG: itz_strotz

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

#finsup LFG MIAMI!!!

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

I support my people that’re tryna come up until they start to switch up 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

To out of staters migrating to Florida, if y’all don’t like the way we do things down here then I advice y’all to stay your asses outta here, disrespectfully

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

This shit broke my heart, if you abuse an animal in any way you’re an actual piece of shit, if u can’t take care of your animals or don’t want them then find a new home for them…

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

Almost 2 years outta school and I still haven’t had to use cosine,sine, and tangent

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

In no way, shape, or form am I promoting bullying, but I just wanna say thank you to my bullies throughout my life. If it wasn’t for y’all I wouldn’t have learned that all I need in life is the gym and that paper 💸

[sincerely 🍒 @Uruguaya__]

being in a relationship where you have to drop all ur opposite sex friends.. tf is that

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

Everytime I go to do something stupid I always think about what @B_Dbl_P used to tell me everyday “Don’t be that guy Jakob” and it stops me from being dumb

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

Since tax return season is coming I have a little PSA for y’all. If you can afford to spend over $100 to eat at a restaurant and don’t tip at least 20% then don’t even bother going out to eat

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

Y’all haven’t had it bad in the customer service industry until you’ve given service to a Karen

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

I was always told that in order to succeed you should go to college. Well it’s only been a couple weeks and I’ve found that if u wanna hate your life then you should go to college

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Meeko Suavee 🥂♊️ @MeekoSuavee]

“Fucking is you doing?
“Use yo fucking blinker!”
“Whyyyy are you braking?”
“Why you going so fucking slooww?”
“Goooooooo”

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

I’m gonna miss them cobra golf days!!

[FPC Cobra Golf @GolfFPC]

Congratulations to Senior golfer Jakob Strotz on his graduation!!! @strotzzz

[lawson ware @lawsonshere]

Over the phone I’m nothing, in person I’m everything. Get to know me and experience a better life.

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

Which way do y’all spell it?

[Jakob Strotz @strotzzz]

5tan(4ø)

[lawson ware @lawsonshere]

If I hear 1 endgame spoiler I’m airing this bitch out