Struan Robertson

Retired. Previously @Apple.

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@HansMahncke No plan survives contact with the enemy. Yes the trajectory is pre-planned before launch, but then the onboard computer and ground teams compare planned vs actual trajectory. Small errors accumulate. Then they do several trajectory correction manoeuvres to get back on track.

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@NBN_Australia 15 hour outage and counting, in Bayside Vic.

Hoping your maintenance contractors aren’t all away for the long weekend

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@masterchefau The hour hand is not on the seven

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just be some other planet’s asshole billionaires

[Struan Robertson @struans]

Retirement ideas

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@Aussie_BB A widespread outage with no explanation (not an NBN issue) a constantly engaged 1300 phone number, no response to fault reports...I'm not sure why people think this is good or even acceptable service?

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@elonmusk Introduce a reasonably priced, optional subscription to remove ads and promoted tweets. Wean yourself off ad revenue which prevents principled decision making. People get angry if guided down more extreme rabbit holes. Values based algorithm changes are enabled by the above.

[Struan Robertson @struans]

https://t.co/aQYr7p7vj2

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@SusanPolgar etc.?!

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@mariekehardy Congratulations Marieke!

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@mbd My first WWDC was 1998, coincidentally hosting a great team of delegates from the AUC. SJ announced MacOS X as the product of two parents - System 8 and Rhapsody. #WWDC22

[Struan Robertson @struans]

With apologies to the excellent school projects that are out there. #Insiders

[Struan Robertson @struans]

Politics aside, the closeup backdrops, camera work and lighting make this look like a school project #Insiders

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@mariekehardy You're brilliant Marieke and one of the reasons I want to stick around and see what happens, too.

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@tesoro007 Apologies for lack of context or hashtag.
To get a data point for this election we need Albo to play a popular cover. Maybe Tainted Love.

[Struan Robertson @struans]

who is the best ukulele player

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@mariekehardy catchy

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@ScienceVideos3 Annoying bucket handle

[Struan Robertson @struans]

@mariekehardy Betteridge's law of headlines