Obvious

Insert dad joke here. moron. Texan. Believer.

[The Epoch Times @EpochTimes]

Many land parcels are being surveyed as a first step for private carbon capture pipeline companies to seize easement rights through eminent domain.

Brian Jorde believes constitutionality of this practice will be determined by the #Iowa Supreme Court. https://t.co/MzxLOJhiEK

[Colion Noir @MrColionNoir]

You got Kids in high-school walking around with full-auto switches on their guns and us goofy law abiding gun owners are left w/ semi-automatics crying to the ATF to process our form 1s faster. #TheseGunLawsAreGoofy

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@TCC_Grouchy Wally

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@gcaintx @ShootyMcBeard I used one of those hand pump garden sprayer things. Let's you control the volume pretty well. Let it soak in a bit too.

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@D_Up_Prod @RobKerrigan6 @a2mfk74 @DizziestD @RedMoka5 @BigKidDinner @dennusd @clipsthatgohard Action Park in New Jersey. Pretty sure. They had something like that for certain.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

With latest version of app, you can DM reply to any message in the thread (not just most recent) and use any emoji reaction.

Release of encrypted DMs V1.0 should happen tomorrow. This will grow in sophistication rapidly. The acid test is that I could not see your DMs even if there was a gun to my head.

Coming soon will be voice and video chat from your handle to anyone on this platform, so you can talk to people anywhere in the world without giving them your phone number.

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@BryanONolan I am satisfied that until their dying day when my kids say "less" they will hear the echo in their head of dad saying "fewer! Countable nouns people!"

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@kateinva @skyzarbiker @iowahawkblog It's hard to find anything that explains the difference. Is there? Is this just one of those Americanized spellings of the same word?

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@alexthechick You'll be happy to hear that there were reports after the tsunami in Indonesia there were people clinging to trees that realized there was also a snake trying to climb the same tree. Like they had their arms wrapped around the tree AND the snake.

[Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll]

After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin https://t.co/wdfquZ3PcG via @TheBabylonBee

[Ames @VivaLaAmes11]

That is a hardcore "news anchorman" toupee Mike's wearing 🤣

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

This is incredible. It's truly outrageous. But we've been programmed to care more about Skip Bayless' harmless tweets than a president lying about the death of a police officer.

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@Mr_DrinksOnMe They used plastic. Seems thoughtful.

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

I been asking for a definitive list of the demands that, if excepted, would result in a yes vote. I like all of them.

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

Miscarriage treatment removes a baby who has tragically passed.

Abortion intentionally kills a living, growing child.

Conflating the two is evil.

They couldn’t be more different.

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

@IKantEvenToday We could say he's going for the record but he must have it already by double digits.

[Obvious @structuraldmg]

Oh is it Jan 6th?

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

What if I told you an image from Spongebob perfectly encapsulates 99% of today’s “entertainment” industry?