✨bi-nosaur✨

chaotic bi millennial struggling through life. unapologetic swiftie. mostly just screaming into the void. ♏️♈️♊️

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

I AM ALL TOO UNWELL

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@drunkmormon @0hcyris

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

One time a therapist was like “give yourself a reward for completing a task” and I was like “or I could just give myself the reward anyway and not do the annoying boring daunting task” and she was like… oh.

[sim @douwuata]

a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like “pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you” “put your clock 15 minutes ahead”and i don’t understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i’m simply too.. aware?

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@gars_lambda1 @gdholtby How can you expect a bisexual to make a decision?

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Self control? Never heard of her

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@dum_dum_guy @0hcyris There might be but it gets lost amongst the more fun voices

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@0hcyris Same problem. I’m the boss of me. I do what I want. 🤷‍♀️

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@happyfuncool @Dx3AGP @jonnydaire23 Thanks! 😘

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@Dx3AGP @jonnydaire23 Babes I never stop talking to myself you don’t wanna hear this inner monologue

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

You guys need to stop giving me dopamine hits on this I’m never gonna get anything done 😆

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

One time a therapist was like “give yourself a reward for completing a task” and I was like “or I could just give myself the reward anyway and not do the annoying boring daunting task” and she was like… oh.

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@barefoothopes Not seeing the correlation here, sorry. Also you’re seriously underestimating my willingness to go commando.

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@Dx3AGP @jonnydaire23 Generally speaking, if advice doesn’t work, it’s not good advice. Bullying myself doesn’t help me solve the issue at hand, because I’m still not gonna *do the thing* and now I’m ALSO supposed to feel like shit about it? Sounds worse to me but hey whatever works for you.

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@jonnydaire23 Therapy can’t do shit for my fucked up reward system but I sure as hell cognitive behavioral therapied my ass right into some healthy self-esteem after a particularly critical emotionally abusive relationship dragged it into the gutter so hey at least I have that going for me ✌️

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@jonnydaire23 Ohhh see what you don’t understand is that shame also does not work on me because I don’t have any

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Hello ADHD friends!! As this has gotten a bit of attention, I’m here to share something that HAS worked for me for another common ADHD struggle- remembering if I took my meds today or not (since phone alarms and pill sorters have failed me miserably): https://t.co/9BBBi5NGVB

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Like sorry lady but your little neurotypical tricks do not work on my stubborn ass brain

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@gdholtby Hello I am Toad

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

@squidddad *takes notes*

[zombieboy soph 👑🗽 @itsmrstealyour_]

Remember when softball players used to be gay

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Literally one of my favorite things to do is “cat call” other women out my car window yelling things like “cute dress!” and “I love your hair!” etc etc

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Ladies question...
Do you compliment other ladies whether it’s their hair, outfit, makeup, anything?

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Give me 2010 Ke$ha aesthetic over clean girl aesthetic any day of the goddamn week

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

the clean girl aesthetic is the private equity of beauty trends