TheStruggleIsRetail

The stuff we put up with in the retail world is unlike any other...

[TheStruggleIsRetail @StrugglesRetail]

Yes I’ve still been working in retail, and yes I’m bad at keeping up on Twitter. On the bright side that means I have lots to bitch about.

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Most baffling call out ever received, “It feels too good outside to be stuck working.” 🤦‍♀️

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I want to learn to blink Morse code so I can tell people to fuck off to their face and just say it was “something in my eye”

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I am dreaming up epic ways to deliver my 2 weeks notice, any ideas?

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99% of me "Working" right now is just me hiding in the back room.

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Also fun fact: girl showed up late to her interview, got attitude & called the uppers to say I didn't hire her because she was black.

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Apparently what I need to "improve on" is being positive ALL THE TIME... Basically rolling over and taking it from my SM&DM with a fucking 😀

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You're coming in to use that $20 we gave you for free, and you're mad that there aren't any crazy deals going on.... What did you expect?!?!

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I could tweet for days on dumb reasons people have called out from work. #JUSTDOYOURDAMNJOB

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Had a customer today "I love listening to you talk, your voice is so nice... You should sing" #WTF #weirdcustomers #ummthanks?

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I saw this online and laughed my ass off. How many times have I had to deal with this shit!!!

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Also, I just loved the old hags coming in praising Trump, and telling me everyone needs to just get along.... #icouldkillyou withmybarehands

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I legitimately had to tell a woman today that your skin color does not affect how you smell #SMH

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Still recovering from the stretch of "Your only day off is a holiday, and we expect you to complete the biggest floorset of the year"

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When you've spend much of your day procrastinating and doing nothing, just move shit around so it looks like you did a lot.

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Either my new SM can't do simple math, or she's stingy as fuck...

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@SWilliamBrown33 OMG THISSS!!! I have a girl that is pissed she's not a "core associate" and she is available 6-10.... our shifts are 5-10!

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

When an applicant complains to corporate that they weren't hired, and their availability was Saturday 1 pm to 5 pm. #retailproblems

[TheStruggleIsRetail @StrugglesRetail]

Coworker: how are you... didn't you wear that shirt yesterday?
Me: yes and that perfectly sums up "how I am"

[TheStruggleIsRetail @StrugglesRetail]

Apparently there is an app that tracks your poop times at work and tells you how much money you made pooping. #Winning #DownloadIt