chudburger

i’m full of life and whimsy!

[WITCHY shibshabyuri 😈 @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[natalie 🏳️‍⚧️ (SUPER evil!!) @natalie_1202]

“There are 600 genders, but only two political positions. Mine and Nazis.”

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Why don’t we just kill everyone? That way no one will ever do anything wrong?

[Faggot Jackass of hstwt @nepetism_]

how it feels to say "meme" in 2026

[autumn @meanvenusian]

having sex with a disney adult but you have a micropenis and when she pulls your pants down she's like "omg a hidden mickey"

[jake @ComradeJak3]

Zohran proving in real time that social democracy and electoralism do not work. Any and every "socialist" you elect within the existing framework of capitalism will simply be forced to capitulate to the ruling class.

[chonce⁷ manic pixie dream fujo @SuperCupcakez]

this is how everyone in front of you at the pharmacy thinks

[yuyu 🐇 @meowiiso]

being anti ai bc of how damaging it is to the environment but then not reducing ur meat consumption gotta be one of the most hypocritical things yall do btw

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Whoever is posting these has a colour theory wheel on their desk

[critter @BecomingCritter]

the fact that people think this is fake is blatant misogyny

[finn 🍉 temp priv @ironasss]

professor i thought was cool "speaks hebrew" and "used to be a soldier"

[ángel * ｡ 🎧 * ﾟ⁠+ 🇦🇷 *⁠ .⁠ ✧˚ ₊ · ➳ #pwd #IR2 @xcxslop]

people on this app are having non-euclidean sex

[alex 🌺 @alexunimportant]

"Mélenchon's presidential campaign so far:
- accelerate the great replacement
- rename the French language to "Créole"
- cancel all debt Fight Club style
- let Russia conquer Ukraine
- declared white people "ugly"
- declare war on Germany

He went from 11% to 20% in the polls"

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

If Oct 7 is proportionally equivalent to sixteen 9/11s, then mathematically, the Gaza genocide is equivalent to 298 9/11s

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

"The death of Charlie Kirk had no consequences for the left"

[gabby @girllafraidd]

Actually having to study because the subject isn’t coming to me as easy as I thought it would

[yoppa  @yoppawdachoppa]

I found this scrolling the tok

[Stella @Sthormyy]

@RadishHarmers Wow I can't believe they invited the Wordle devs to help make today's crossword