strawberry farmer enthusiast

Streaming my consciousness in real-time

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

If you send me a DM, please also tag me in a comment because I don't get notified, and if I don't get notified, I don't go to DMs at all.

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

In my field, because I am a strawberry farmer 😂 geddit ?

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

I do that 😄 afternoon hours are siesta hours in my field 🤭 not always, but most of the time.

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

I do that 😄 afternoon hours are siesta hours in my field 🤭 not always, but most of the time.

[Shobhit Bakliwal @shobhitic]

did your parents come back home for lunch in the middle of their work day when you were young?

i keep hearing people say this, but i never experienced it

is it really true that people used to do that?

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

Million years ! Stop hounding people. It only shows how malicious these people are trying to guilt ppl into making donations. Fuck right off.

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

Privacy is a joke in India. On my birthday recently, I was sent requests for donation via SMS from iskcon. I have never been to iskcon , other than that one time in my childhood, so how do they have my number which I got not more than 10 yrs back. Not just my number, my birth

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

Date too ? It's a very blatant case of data thievery and shamelessly flaunting it. Not just iskcon, Truecaller rightly intimated me of spam calls from people/organisations calling for donations. Do people think they'll be rewarded with donations for robbing my data ? Not in a

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

Feel like a proper shepherd sometimes. Have to herd my dad some days , begging him to get ready on time and him getting mad at me for rushing him. Then we are stand offish with each other till noon. Miss my childhood when I wouldn't talk for 2 days if someone made me mad.

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

@MillenialB00mer I know, right !? I'll watch it in theatre 😁

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

My friend is gonna play a small cameo in one of the songs in Raaka 😁

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

@_ArvindL_ @Zero_Notout @anandkumarn Dho. Putting ticket. Wait 2 mins 🤭

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

@MillenialB00mer 😂

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

I too had a housewarming puja not too long ago and my Muslim friends were invited and they attended also. So, I know it can be done if you try including people instead of othering them.

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

As it's a puja. The way I was too stunned to come up with a response. She asked me not to tell them, which yes, I won't, I don't want to hurt them like that. But I also won't be attending. You make the rules in ur house man, how are u excluding ur friends for the sake of rituals?

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

She probably should've just cut us off silently instead of making me an accomplice to whatever drama she's cooking.

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

A friend who hasn't showed up in a long time called me today and I was ecstatic that ok, she hasn't forgotten me/our group of friends. She proceeded to invite me for her housewarming puja , I said ok. We hung up. She called me again and said she's not inviting our Muslim friends

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

As it's a puja. The way I was too stunned to come up with a response. She asked me not to tell them, which yes, I won't, I don't want to hurt them like that. But I also won't be attending. You make the rules in ur house man, how are u excluding ur friends for the sake of rituals?

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

@MillenialB00mer @JJValaya6 😂😂😂

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

As a mango paglu, I think I d have bought an apple phone if it was called mango phone. I think in my head, I consider apple as my fiber intake~ for purely health reasons, not as a treat, so I can't be shelling thousands or lakhs on something I consider medicinal.

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

@MillenialB00mer @JJValaya6 I don't have any part in this @JJValaya6 🙏

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

@MillenialB00mer Yes Google it. 😂

[strawberry farmer enthusiast @strwberyfarmer]

My friend told me her husband got her a Valaya recreation by Yusuf Bhai and told me also to get it. I went to the only store in India at the moment in Chennai and not 4kms from my home 😱 wow, kainaat really bending over backwards for me eh 🤭 anyway, I got something else, but I