jack hoff

grenade grundle chode

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listening to radiohead and feeling fertile

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lol imagine if i started tweeting again and was a devout christian

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@Kern177 🤭🤭🤭

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in the car with a bunch of dudes singing hey there delilah

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@man_sized_roach don’t let quinn see this…

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@rpetty you’re a fucking joke

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@devom0de what about a singular beer shower and as the beer rains down upon me, i guzzle down as many bud lights as i can

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in need of approximately 46 shower beers

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who up weirding they al

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@Megan_gro thank you

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who up remembering they alamo

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was world war two gay

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listen, you’re on skates right now and i’m gonna need you to be on blades

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society should be separated into people who have broken a bone and people who haven’t

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does anyone have a dog named caleb

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mom said she has to ‘top off’ the gas tank in the car?? fucking gross

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there is a right way and a wrong way to smoke weed.
right way: how girls do it
wrong way: how boys do it

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keep up the good work! someday someone will love you!

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2 things i don’t do. smoke bad weed. and fuck ugly bitches