alice🍓

Get these beggars out of here 🪿

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Talarico sets the record straight.

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“Lizard people aren’t real. They can’t hurt you.”

Lizard people:

[Yuta @ylevi0]

Looks like Rachel Zegler had one line too many before the Met Gala.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

You can tell she’s praying her handlers give her the Erika Kirk special

[Lisa Ericsson-Murphy 🌊🌊Trump Is A Pervert. 🇺🇦 @lisakrstin]

#DemsUnited
Do you all remember when Abbott defended the extreme abortion law by saying that Texas would get rid of all the rapists?
How's that working out for you?
You're #41 in education, #48 in healthcare but you're #1 in sex offenders.
And you want to elect more of the same.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Warhorse Studios' co-founder hopes GTA 6 will enable other games to sell for higher prices

"Hopefully GTA will blaze the trail, and it will allow us to increase the cost"

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

BREAKING: New reporting has discovered that over the past decade, Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office has offered plea deals to 13 people charged with sexual abuse or human trafficking, allowing them to serve NO JAIL TIME and avoid having to registering as sex offenders.

https://t.co/adSsgTp2ZE

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

@mattgaetz The arguments against Talarico are so incredibly weak. Dude doesn't wear white socks, so he must be a communist. 🤣 Go get your eyes lifted, and leave Texas to Texans.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

its officially spooky season

[∗ to 𝖙𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 who bury the 𝖉e͟a͟d͟. @BEARWHATSLEFT]

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quick, everyone get behind me.
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[alice🍓 @strwbrryswshr]

@factpostnews literally NOTHING is safe with RFK Jr. around 🫥

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The FDA has announced a recall of pepperoncini after a dead mouse was found floating in a jar.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

At least 6 babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles.