“ilya would never enjoy ass play”
he canonically does
“shane would never want kids”
he canonically does
“shane doesn’t love anything more than he loves hockey”
he canonically does
“ilya would never do drugs”
he canonically does
i love when writers make drunk shane a runner. yes i agree that when he’s super drunk, he just disappears and his friends (who begged him to get drunk that night, mind you) are forced to look all night for him. and then they joke that they need to put drunk shane on a leash lol
#tvlspoilers accurate though, that Claudia stands in front of them describing the horrors of her life & death, and afterwards they just go back to talking about themselves because that's all that ever fucking mattered
and people will rejoice about who she liked better
i’m in more agonizing pain than i’ve ever been watching this show. vampire loneliness is the biggest fear of any vampire, it causes them to walk into the fire or the sun. claudia died against her will once she found companionship and got damned to loneliness forever
#tvlspoilers
lestat being upset about louis not checking up on him is not about physical damage yall come on
he wasn't implying he actually could've been killed
it's the emotional aspect, he was distressed and wanted comfort and didn't get it (literally a running theme of the season)
Phineas accidentally sets off the Molecular Separator and gets split into two personalities. Unlike with Candace, the split is unclear at first. One is obsessed with building things, and the other… really, really wants to impress Isabella for some reason.