andrew

a wet dream for the web zine...

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

If I angrily called someone a fahrenheit, it sounds like a slur

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

@Djoplinius

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

Fall out boy song be like: I'm Like a Fart With the Way I'm Always Trying to Come Out Your Butt😂

[The Academy Is... @TheAcademyIs]

I can’t believe Disney made a movie about our new song “Miracle”

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

@TEACAK3MEACHAM 😂*

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

@TEACAK3MEACHAM Why this guy shacking his bute😍

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

Conficker...charlie kir...exist at the same time???

Ryan Ross??

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

If

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Fire

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

Hi my name is gender do you want to buy some gender

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

What up gender

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

If sope smile good then tarts like shut then how we do not know shjt taste like cady😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

Like and subscrube

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

@Djoplinius Womp wop wope😭😭😂😂😂😂Wope wop worp😓🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🔥Aye yeah yeah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥😢Aye yeah yewh

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

what happened to the poor blue bird elon

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

this fucking app

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

don't you just love to open twitter and the first thing you see is zoomed in gerard way crotch provocatively dont you just LOVE bandom people on twitter that totally don't have parasocial attachments wink wink

the satire is over (for now)

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

On this day in 1993, the late Layne Staley of Alice In Chains saw a man giving Nazi salutes in the crowd during one of his concerts. Staley invited the man on stage, and then proceeded to punch him twice in the face and have him ejected. Legend.

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

BREAKING NEWS: Ryan Ross has just unfriended Kim Jong-un on ROBLOX.

[andrew @sttchsnwalkrs]

"and then the will get a chance to get a my from the me from the fight from you to know no one will i else don't love I you be ever fan good it you not so problem to be honest with about woman." -Justin Pierre