Stuart

I'm a Detroit creative director who loves basketball.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@bmorrissey https://t.co/SPR0Z0zyVh

[Stuart @Stuart]

Yankees need to shave again. @Yankees

[Stuart @Stuart]

I have a hunch.

Investigators Seek Motive for FlyDubai Cockpit Attack https://t.co/53OUPh32CO via @NYTimes

[Stuart @Stuart]

Let’s get some private equity money behind this. @blackstone

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Enty @entylawyer]

I won't even get into the Usher/Justin Bieber stuff. The Chris Brown stuff is disturbing enough. Can't believe an actual Congresswoman gave them an award.

February 8, 2009
At 19 years old, Brown punched, choked and bit his then-girlfriend Rihanna, leaving her with visible facial injuries and in need of hospitalization. Brown turned himself in to the police and later plead guilty to one count of felony assault.

March 22, 2011
At 19 years old, Brown punched, choked and bit his then-girlfriend Rihanna, leaving her with visible facial injuries and in need of hospitalization. Brown turned himself in to the police and later plead guilty to one count of felony assault.

June 14, 2012
Brown was involved in a brawl with Drake and his entourage at a New York nightclub, in which about eight people were injured due to broken bottles and punches thrown. The fight was reportedly over Rihanna, whom Drake has also dated.

January 27, 2013
Brown was involved in an altercation with Frank Ocean over a parking space outside a recording studio in West Hollywood, California. According to police reports, Brown pushed or punched the singer. Ocean did not press charges.

July 15, 2013
Brown’s probation was revoked for his involvement in an alleged hit-and-run in Los Angeles. The charges were dropped at a hearing the following month after reaching a “civil compromise” with his accuser.

October 27, 2013
Brown was arrested for felony assault after punching a man outside the W Hotel in Washington D.C. Brown and his bodyguard allegedly punched a man and broke his nose after he had tried to get in a picture with him and two women. Brown’s charge was reduced to a misdemeanor and he voluntarily entered a rehab center while awaiting sentencing.

November 5, 2013
Brown checks out of rehab, and his representative shared that he would be continuing treatment for anger issues as an outpatient in Los Angeles. On Nov. 20, Brown was sentenced to 90 days at an anger management rehab facility, as well as submitting to drug testing and to take any prescriptions recommended by the facility.

May 5, 2015
Brown was identified as the individual who allegedly assaulted another adult male during a basketball game at Palms Casino Resort, according to the Las Vegas police. The man was treated for non-life threatening injuries, which were sustained after a verbal spat led to a physical fight. In a press release, the LVMPD noted that Brown wasn’t the only man who assaulted the victim.

July 2, 2016
Police responded to a report of battery that occurred inside a Palms hotel suite. When police arrived, the female victim appeared to have minor injuries sustained as a result of battery. Metro Police determined that the victim was attending a party inside a hotel room at the Palms hotel where an altercation took place over a cell phone. The victim alleges that she was battered by Brown when she took out her cell phone to take a picture of the singer, who then proceeded to take her phone from her. According to police, the victim was escorted out of the room by private security into the hallway, and proceeded to be escorted off property by hotel security.

August 30, 2016
Brown was arrested at his home on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. According to the Los Angeles Times, model Baylee Curan said that Brown and another man became angry when she admired the man’s diamond necklace. She also said that Brown threatened her with a gun before asking her to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

February 21, 2017
The Grammy winner was court-ordered to stay 100 yards away from ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran and not attempt to contact her after she wrote in court filings that Brown had repeatedly threatened her since December. Tran also accused the singer of punching her in the stomach and pushing her down stairs a few years ago. Her filing does not offer any additional specifics or note if she reported the events to police. It states that no one was present at the time.

April 17, 2017
Tampa police reported that Brown “sucker punched” a photographer after a disagreement over some pictures. According to one of the club’s partner’s, Brown showed up for a paid appearance at the 11,000-square-foot Aja Channelside club, and around 1 a.m., the club’s in-house photographer attempted to take pics of the singer and his entourage when Brown’s team told him to stop.

May 9, 2018
Brown was accused of co-conspiring, aiding and abetting in a 2017 sexual assault that took place during a party at his house in a lawsuit filed by attorney Gloria Allred on behalf of her client, a woman who will be known as Jane Doe.

January 22, 2019
After reports surfaced that Brown had been detained in Paris on potential charges of aggravated rape and drug infractions after a woman filed a rape complaint, his rep confirmed to Billboard that Brown had been released from custody and that all charges have now been dropped.

July 22, 2014
Brown and several members of his entourage, along with Brown’s 11:11 Tour promoter Live Nation, are facing a lawsuit over an alleged assault that took place following Brown’s concert in Fort Worth, Texas.

May 15, 2025
Brown was taken into custody on May 15 after being arrested at his Manchester hotel and charged with “inflicting grievous bodily harm,” which has been tied to a February 2023 London nightclub attack allegedly involving Brown.

2026
A Los Angeles jury ordered singer Chris Brown to pay nearly $13 million in damages after his guard dog brutally mauled his former housekeeper in December 2020.

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan.

Absolute cinema.

[dank @cptdankkk]

Ben Wallace says the Pistons would’ve never won an NBA championship had they drafted Carmelo Anthony instead of Darko Milicic

“If we would've drafted Carmelo, I honestly don't think we would’ve ever won a championship. Melo would've wanted to play right away. It would've had the potential to disrupt the team chemistry. By drafting Darko, Darko was the guy who came in and said, ‘I can’t play on this team. I’m not ready to play on this team. Who am I going to play in front of?’”

“By him accepting his role, it allowed us to build and grow, get stronger and stronger, and eventually win a championship. If he would've came in saying, ‘I want to play. I need to be playing.’ He would've called his agent. His agent would've been calling Joe [Dumars]. Darko would've been talking to the media. The media would've come and asked those crazy questions. Then we would've had to say something crazy. They would've taken it back to Darko. The whole divide and conquer”

“If we would have drafted Melo, Tayshaun [Prince] would’ve never blossomed to be the type of player that he became. We won a championship off the back of the best block that I ever seen in my life. And I’ve blocked a lot of shots. That’s the type of grit and grind that that team was about”

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

20 years ago today, The Wire Season 4 Ep1: “Boys of Summer” premiered on HBO.

Arguably one of the best cold opens in TV history.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Aaron Rodgers: “Every conspiracy that we were getting ridiculed for, it’s all been proven true.”

“Politics is a total sham.”

“The government’s a uniparty.”

“They don’t give a fuck about regular people.”

“If voting actually mattered, they wouldn’t let you do it.”

“Trump gets into office running on all these policies.”

“He’s going to go after the swamp.”

“And go into Fort Knox.”

“And cut the vaccine stuff.”

“And not go into foreign wars.”

“And end the Ukraine stuff.”

“And transparency in the Epstein files.”

“And what’s actually happened?”

“Absolutely nothing.”

“This is a pro-Israel first administration.”

“And when you dig into it, that’s the uniparty.”

“How many members of Congress are sponsored by AIPAC?”

“There’s no MAGA movement.”

“The guy you elected hasn’t done any of his campaign promises.”

“Politics is a crazy psyop.”

@AaronRodgers12 @CamHeyward @NotJustFootball

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

The once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days.
https://t.co/jNcmbx3wUB

[Stuart @Stuart]

@KnicksCentral Nobody needs this guy.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@PabloTorre Nice. You destroyed a franchise that was already ruined. Now take on some of the bad guys.

[Stuart @Stuart]

We can all be angry about Lake America, but we should really be focused on the market, which is tanking. Don’t take the bait.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

We won’t forget how you rushed to kiss his ass, Google Maps.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@CinemaTweets1 Disclose Day is an awful movie.
Astonishing how generous the critics are to this movie, just out of respect for Spielberg.

[Stuart @Stuart]

Disclose Day is an awful movie.
Astonishing how generous the critics are to this movie, just out of respect for Spielberg.

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

This is legit a human being, who has a platform, that is criticizing NBA players.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

[Stuart @Stuart]

@tnyfrontrow An astonishing horrible film. A great cast wasted.

[Bernard Arnault @BernardArnault]

J’ai été très sensible aux nombreux messages que vous m’avez adressés à la suite de ma lettre ouverte au Monde.

Je tenais à vous en remercier toutes et tous, directement et personnellement, ici, sur X.

Merci!
Bernard Arnault