Stuart

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

Why why why.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Until last week, men over 50 were entitled to a free PSA prostate cancer check. But the government has now decided to withdraw that right. I cannot for the life of me work out what their reasoning might be.

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

I do like the Royal family, but please can we change our National Anthem into something a little bit less depressing.

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

What is it with PSG and penalties?

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Newcastle United will be in Monday's FA Cup fifth round draw after beating Aston Villa 3-1.

But the game will most likely be remembered for the dreadful officiating:

▪️ Aston Villa's goal should not have stood. Tammy Abraham had mistimed his run and was a yard offside when the free-kick was delivered

▪️ Lucas Digne's late challenge on Jacob Murphy only brought a yellow card rather than a red. It left Murphy bleeding

▪️ Chris Kavanagh awarded a free-kick outside the area when Digne handled inside the penalty box

📝 @GeorgeCaulkin @ChrisDHWaugh

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[ZAGKAG @ZAGKAG1811]

Probably true 😂

The Crystal Palace and Brighton ‘rivalry’

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

@TNLUK Added money to my Lottery account on Monday afternoon. You have taken TWO identical payments from my bank! Only one has been credited to my account. Where’s my money?

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

@Ladbrokes Ladbucks store only offering entry into a draw for Horse Racing tickets. Don’t even like 🐎 racing. What’s happened to the other items?

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

Absolute shiteness. 💩💩💩#NUFC

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

@Brockutd_ No.

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

sky pundits winging that Spuds player was tying his shoelaces and its wasnt fair that NUFC scored. Ha Ha. diddums.

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

And I was there🥳

[Yanited @NE5westend]

The best day

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

Is Jamie ‘spitty’ Carragher on VAR

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

Any one know if any bars in Chamonix showing Leeds v #NUFC.

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

Me too.

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

This is very salty but I would love nothing more than to watch Mbeumo and Sesko absolutely flop for a bottom half Manchester United team this season. #NUFC

[Fantasy EFL @FEFLOfficial]

After last season's heroics, @drfc_official's @LukeMolyneux3 is the most selected midfielder so far...

And by some distance. 📈

Is he in your #FantasyEFL team?

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

@bigbob71_pl Nope

[Milburn17 @AnthMilburn17]

This is probably the best video I’ve ever seen #nufc

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

@SkyNews Not a single one of them lads behind her look comfortable.

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

Quality

[Stuart @stuart7howe]

Cos they’re all dying whilst waiting.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: The number of people on NHS waiting lists in England has fallen for the fourth month in a row, new figures show.

@AshishSkyNews has the latest.

Read more: https://t.co/mDv0xfkvo4

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