Stuart Smith ️

[Taylor Rooks @TaylorRooks]

ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED #BREONNATAYLOR

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

I found beans tik tok... and it’s magnificent

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

In the movie mid 90’s a 12 year old boy had sex with like a 16 year old girl and I feel like no one ever talked about it... @JonahHill explain yourself

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

I inject heroin into my arm that’s scarred from times prior, my eyes roll back into my head as my manager pounds on my door telling me I’m on in five minutes. Let’s rock I say as I grab my bass guitar, take a pull of whisky, and get into my chuckee cheese mouse band costume

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Can you imagine dating someone who didn’t have the same theory as you about who killed JonBenét?

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

Emily cannot be pranked and I want to die

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

People who have beer Instagram accounts and the once a week missionary position of the internet

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

@pepsi out here making commercials like they didn’t already solve racism

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

@3MILYCI3L3N #h8ter

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Do I talk about spaghetti to much ?

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I am going to try to #tweet once a day so people from high school know I didn’t die in a roller blading accident like it said on Facebook

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

Meme Page Idea: Boys who can Cuck

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

I hope Liam Neesen is keeping busy

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I wish my dog could understand that I leave him home alone all day so I can continue to afford him

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@BCoops8 @GenevieveBert She almost fell in poop

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Skip the dishes should have a feature where they just leave the food outside your door and you can go get it... so you don’t have to speak to anyone

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

She called me back up and looked at me and said your here about your groin surgery and I’ve never seen someone look the opposite of aroused until then

[Stuart Smith ️ @stuart_37]

Cute receptionist at the doctors office... seems to be feeling me, will keep you updated