Stuart Kaye

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@Hermesparcels one of your drivers was seen by builders kicking my car and has dented it. I have CCTV of him, a vehicle ref and crime number. Yet to hear back from your Customer Services...

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@cjmacfarlane @theanalyst Too vocal in the field Charlie. Seems to be a modern requirement. Worse than @CCSWilton

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@JohnCraddockLtd any update on order ORD310240?

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@bbctms we’re beaming you into a restaurant in Italy... struggled to order a pizza but that hasn’t stopped us trying to explain that Australia are in trouble #bbccricket

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@JamesBlunt curry in the spoons across the road beforehand pour le Garçons? #curryclubthursdays #hammersmith

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@harrymharmon https://t.co/iZTGPQIRlD

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

It's not easy being green.

@blowersh ready for action on day 2 @HomeOfCricket

#bbccricket #ENGvSA

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

You know that summer's arrived when a certain someone makes his way into the @bbctms box...!

[Francis Keogh @HonestFrank]

The 20-time champion jockey @AP_McCoy

Day of retirement - weighs about 10st 7lb

Three weeks later - about 11st 7lb

[Harry Cole @MrHarryCole]

Ed Balls office being packed into crates.

[CCHQ Press @CCHQPress]

Ed Balls

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

Ed Balls Loses His Seat: The #GuyNewsroom Reacts http://t.co/PjlmrMFoBR https://t.co/5iIgRBE3PD

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@louise_juniper I am waiting up for every result!! Somerton and Frome is going blue!

[Nick Robinson @bbcnickrobinson]

Will Nuneaton be the Basildon of '10? Tory majority? John Curtice - exit poll predicted 1% swing to Labour. In practice 3% swing to Tories.

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@roger_scully Exam Question: does #GE15 represent a repeat of the 1992? #shyTories

[Stuart Kaye @stuart_kaye]

@Conservatives @DJWarburton has my vote! #somertonandfrome #torygain #GE2015

[Nick Robinson @bbcnickrobinson]

This cheered me up. @LucyMPowell on Edstone - fact promises "carved into stone" doesn't mean "absolutely not going to break them". Really?!!

[Harry Cole @MrHarryCole]

"Right lads…. Idea for a photo op: shall we get Ed to stand in front of a scaffold with his tombstone?"

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

ACTION REPLAY: He lurches left, he stumbles... http://t.co/JeQTf8UB0G

[Harry Cole @MrHarryCole]

McBride on Labour manifesto: "Forget the longest suicide note in history; whoever wrote this manifesto would have died of boredom first."