Stuart Roach

House husband of Rachel from Reading

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@BBCStokeSport commentator: “If I was playing against Jack Marriott, I’d have probably kicked his teeth in by now”. Fairly crass commentary at any stage, but he’d clearly not seen Paudie O’Connor literally have his teeth kicked in during our last game! #readingfc

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Roger Smee’s "credible" bid for #ReadingFC rejected by the unpopular owner Dai Yongge. Smee’s a former Reading player and chairman and the man who stood up to Robert Maxwell’s Thames Valley Royals’ nonsense in 1983. Smee spent “many months of diligently preparing a structured and connected bid in alliance with many of the town’s key local stakeholders” and is “disappointed” that his plans were leaked to the media.

“I am equally sad to tell you my bid has been rejected. I believe it was firmly competitive with previous proposals that had been entertained and publicly granted exclusivity. I confirm the motivation for my interest is solely the future for Reading Football Club, ensuring it continues to play at its highest level, playing an integral role in the town’s sporting and cultural community.”

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

Absolutely gutted to not be able to get to see @DodgyUK at @O2AcademyIsl on Friday night. Four half-price tickets now available to a good home if anyone wants them?

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

So great to catch up mate. What a great venue to do it - so many happy/funny memories from that place.

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@matthewcpinsent @LewisWiltshire @KillingStation Did anyone ever use that hairdresser?

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

So we now know the new manager is going to be a man. No other detail here really, but at least they have spoken.

[Reading FC @ReadingFC]

An update from the CEO 📝

Dayong Pang thanks fans for their patience this summer and offers an update on the search for a new manager and the challenges we continue to face and are striving to resolve as a club.

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@_PerryWood He’ll love it! I was 29, I’m 6ft 3in and was stood on the bottom step of the stairs leaning down as I rushed to answer the door while building my son’s cot! No real excuse for the double glazing salesman I greeted. But very funny and made my day/week/month/year/life!

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@JennieGow Get well soon @JennieGow x

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Thanks for all the lovely comments about this scene from people who have been through a similar situation.
https://t.co/ThKA3iIn6R

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@mrdanwalker I think every single contestant this year should have been a conservative MP. Trials would be way more enjoyable to watch and would keep a few out of the way here in UK for a while. Win-win.

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@LewisWiltshire It will be amazing. It’s the work of @Groggel

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

CHAOS on the 72nd hole to start the season❗️

A hole-out and a 3-putt on the final hole made for a WILD finish @FortinetChamp.

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@LewisWiltshire Not at all inexplicable. Completely natural. 4-0 damage with the ill behaviour.

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@amcunningham Thank you

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@idriselba you were right, it’s definitely “not cool, cool”!

[“Rachel from Reading” @rachelroach]

Alternatives offered include hotel that’s fully booked, hotel in Bristol (that’s not Cardiff!) and a “bunkhouse” hostel in Merthyr Tydfil (not Cardiff either!) @bookingcom this is completely outrageous. Please sort out before a special celebratory week is ruined 😡 2/2

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

Why are venues always so secretive about gig@timings and running orders? I go to a lot of live shows, but very rarely find detailed information in advance, other than “doors open” times. @SomersetHouse , who is supporting @johnlegend tonight please?

[Stuart Roach @Stuart_Roach]

@sport_simon @ReadingFC 😂😂😂