Stokes is one of England’s biggest issues. If he wasn’t captain, I don’t think he’d actually get selected. Batting is finished, bowling is constantly pending on fitness. His captaincy isn’t even that good, either. It’s a shame there isn’t an obvious candidate to take over
They look delighted 😂 Whose idea was it to have the Parade a day after the CL final, knowing they could possibly lose. It’s like they were arrogant enough to think they were going to win it.
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
@shaney9ss You've taken it so well you think there's a multi corporation national level professional football game conspiracy cover up 😂😂
Enjoy Lincoln, bellend