Crocodile Tondu

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@RoyalMail hi sent multiple items Friday one of which is Royal Mail • MZ504567957GB. All others showing as delivered Saturday - this one shows as not even being scanned yet, despite it being handed over to postman at same time. Where is it? How do I get this resolved asap?

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@BarclaysUKHelp hi my Barclays app has this evening removed my business accounts. My personal accounts still show. I’ve not added or removed anything. Separately I have had emails to say a few direct debits have been cancelled. What’s going on?

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@wesstreeting Almost as embarrassing as quitting a government ministerial role to run for leader for only 4% of the membership to want you 🤣🤣🤣

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@Muntu87 @wesstreeting Literally the most unlikeable politician in the labour party

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@OMG_ITS_NDABA @OwenMcInto68114 @7_rugby24 @JNPhillips4 So because he’s not played professionally his opinions are invalid? How does that work? Every ex pros opinion is to be treated as superior? What about semi pros? What about people who only played a couple of pro games? It all gets a bit silly doesn’t it?

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@AndyGoode10 Andy you were a mediocre player who was only a cult hero because you didn’t look like a typical rugby player. Squidge is widely regarded as an expert even though he’s not played at a decent level. Your one eyed take is about as binary as Ben Kay using the phrase “bite in”

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this afternoon in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@EricLDaugh Big talk from a president who shit his nappy on live telly

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

You can't flee to Dubai to avoid being taxed fairly, then expect the country you Deliberately deprived of your taxes to fund your return.
No, no, no...

[Yorkshire Fella🇬🇧🇺🇦🇨🇦#NAFO @dannboyes]

@piersmorgan Try this ….. a most fitting description of the @POTUS orange cunt

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@GoodwinMJ Trump has belittled the uk, treated our armed forces with contempt and is nothing more than a sex pest, a pedo protector and a narcissist. Why do we want to bum chums with him?

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@elonmusk Fuck off Elon you’re so weird even Epstein and his nonce crew didn’t want you

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@ANTHONYBLOGAN @FfsHibs “So called Tourette’s sufferer”? Why are Americans so aggressively thick?

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@Bricktop_NAFO @elonmusk Fuck off pound shop rainman

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@PressSec Fair play you have a lot of competitions for absolute incompetent mongs in your little clique, but you’re certainly near the top of the list.

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@LozzaFox Straight out of the Donald Trump up is down playbook 😂😂😂

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@TaraServatius @Keir_Starmer Thank you for confirming the long held cliche about Americans being thick as fuck with little to no education standards

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

@TheAcademic_doc @FoxNews America is about to FAFO

[Mariuttil @Mariuttil]

@FoxNews

[Crocodile Tondu @stuartbartley]

Don’t think you’re allowed to use this word any more @BBCNews