Stu Corrick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Russell Kane is absolutely nailing his Andy Burnham impressions. Here’s the latest one.

“I’ll be having some Wotsits and Eccles cakes.” 😂

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

A brief history about Labour:

1945 - Labour elected
1947 - Britain Bankrupt

1964 - Labour elected
1970 - Britain Bankrupt

1974 - Labour elected
1979 - Britain Bankrupt

1997 - Labour elected
2010 - Britain Bankrupt

2024 Labour elected...

IT HASN'T WORKED, IT NEVER WILL. 🇬🇧

[Rise of the Footsoldier @FootsoldierFilm]

C U Next Thursday

[Oasis @oasis]

"One of the biggest moments of our lives.”
The official trailer for ‘Oasis: Don’t Look Back In Anger’ is out now.
In cinemas and IMAX from September 9th.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I think they talk a lot of sense 😂

[Tehxi @yajnshri]

Psychology Of People Who Don't Post Online

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

If the law requires the British state to provide illegal migrants with free dental care, comfortable accommodation and the possibility of living a life off the British taxpayer, a Restore Britain Government will CHANGE THE SODDING LAW.

[FloLFC 🇪🇸🇮🇹 @LFC_Flores]

This is actually hilarious bro can’t lie😭

[Bristol Rovers @Official_BRFC]

We are delighted to confirm the loan signing of Reiss Russell-Denny! 🤩

✍️ Brought to you by @OakfieldGroup

[Walsall FC @WFCOfficial]

We know these two enjoyed themselves tonight! 🤩

[Will Murray @WillMurray_16]

Understand that Russell-Denny chose Bristol Rovers over eight different clubs.

Akhamrich’s time in BS7 and Steve Evans factor seen as the two key reasons for his decision.

#UTG 🔵⚪️

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

This is a too rude for TV gag that was in my first special years ago but I was never happy with the recording of it. I slightly fluffed pronouncing the word ‘orchid’ and telegraphed the punchline. It still worked as its a good gag but it could’ve been better. So rerecorded last week in Norwich to set the record straight Orchid is the pivot word. It has to be pronounced in the listener’s story one time frame or it telegraphs the gag. That doesn’t matter if the pivot is also the reveal word ie at the end of the joke but it matters a lot when its in the middle. My new tour Gary On Laughing is better constructed than the first four and is happening now.

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

PLEASE RT…..

🚨WITNESS APPEAL – TEIGNMOUTH / SHALDON BEACH 🚨

This took place earlier today (27th July) at Shaldon Beach, Teignmouth, Devon.

A member of the public reports seeing the man in the photo below pick up his dog and throw him against a stone wall multiple times. The witness states he then pinned the dog to the ground and punched him repeatedly, while the woman with him stood by and watched.

According to the witness, this happened because the dog didn’t recall immediately and the man got his jeans wet retrieving him.

If you recognise this man or the woman with him, please get in touch with the OP via the link below. .

😡 Please share — this dog needs to be protected.

https://t.co/hkVcKyI8JB

[Gareth Icke @garethicke]

Andy Burnham, the unelected prime minister.

Promise a load of shit, fool the gullible, call a general election, get a mandate, go back on all of it.

That's the play.

[Stu Corrick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @stuartcorrick]

@Keir_Starmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

A Met Police officer was knocked unconscious last night after riots involving Moroccan fans following their defeat to France.

Meanwhile, here’s the Mayor of London tweeting about beavers.

[Football League World @FootballLeagueW]

🏟️ Which EFL stadium is crying out for a makeover? 👀

We've picked 11 EFL grounds that could do with a serious upgrade...

Link to full list in the comments 👇🔗

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

4am in England last night. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Take us back. ❤️

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥