Stuart Devoil

I'm an artist previously from Leigh on Sea, now based near Dungeness, Kent. Obsessed with muted Scandi-style and brutalism, I like it grey and dull...

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Hi @DunelmUK we have 10 of these cups but they’re really hard to hold. Have the handles been fixed upside down maybe? An odd one, but I think they have! Please could you confirm.

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@GuyWilliams20 @kentarchaeolog1 That’s a bit cool!

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@frankturner @BenMorse You nailed it mate. Clearly on best behaviour due to the audience demographic and venue, but a great set. A number of people commented on my ‘haven’t been doing so well’ t-shirt, so yeah, I reckon you made some new friends.

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@frankturner @springsteen So looking forward to this! I’ll be wearing my ‘haven’t been doing so well’ t-shirt!

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My dream last night. @sarajcox when are you coming home?......... 🤣🤣 (screen cap from one of my other social platforms as too many characters for twitter!)

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Tonight is the night! @frankturner in Folkestone. I AM SHITTING LOLLIPOPS! #shittinglollipops

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So excited to be seeing @frankturner again in Feb. Folkestone here we come baby. I’m shitting lollipops! Any ideas what’s on the set list Frank? #shittinglollipops

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So excited to be seeing @frankturner again in Feb. Folkestone here we come baby. I’m shitting lollipops! Any ideas what’s on the set list Frank? #shittinglollipops

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@ryanbuckley4 @SELFESTEEM___ Front row, yellow t-shirt?….. 😉

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@Tesco Ha ha, as if I still have that! Not to worry Michael, thanks for trying.

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I’m not one to moan, but at what point does ‘washed and ready to cook’ mean ‘practically a sandbank in my sink’? Not the first time I’ve had this with @Tesco. We live at the beach. We don’t need additional sand!

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@GuyWilliams20 I would, but only if I had a new job to celebrate! Know anybody who might fit that bill?… 👍🏻👍🏻

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@GuyWilliams20 Autumn is in it’s way!

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@SELFESTEEM___ Not bad at your age…… 🤣🤣🤣

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Over a month and still no answer @DRUIDSGOLF ?

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Hi @DRUIDSGOLF . Hugely surprised to have my brand new cap do THIS on its first outing. No sunscreen, no hair dye (I don’t have hair!), I have NO idea what the hell this brown stuff is but it’s clearly ruined the cap. It’s just leaking from the seams…….

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It might just be me, but at a time when English cricket is under such a microscope, isn’t it a little odd how ‘un-diverse’ this team is?…….. #bbccricket @bbctms

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@BBC6Music Peter, Carl, Albion

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@undercovergreeb @RochesterCastle @libertines 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

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Absolutely shocking security @RochesterCastle tonight for the @libertines. No covid check, no pat downs, literally nothing, just because I have a VIP ticket and wasn’t carrying a bag. Making me nervous around so many absolutely SMASHED people, wondering what they may be carrying.