stuart eales

warning: my posts may contain irony, satire, confrontation and swearing.

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@scousericey He’s an upgrade

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@RadioBrent That’ll be because you don’t know the rules

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@Kimarielennon @SueAllison809 @GMB If he really is venomous, I hope he bites you… on the cunt haha

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@greg16676935420 I think Dr Evil was born there

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@renabaddie_ Tea time

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@BowesChay If Ukraine is winning, why is nato shitting it’s kecks and demanding members increase their defense budgets

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@Avabelly__ Lois

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Come on Norway, these are Shiite

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@messedupfoods If you can’t pay your employees, don’t own a business

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@siirsozu Smash all her teeth out with a hammer

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@HumanosRaw Could happen to anyone…

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@Pearlwontmiss He should be asking you!

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@Lea_EFC We conceded and equaliser in the 98th and relegation West Ham, nothing more Everton

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@Val_CastleWick @TouchlineX Not easier, just more fun haha

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@dixiedeansboots On that day

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Our leadership meetings must be like the scene in the office when Brent, Gareth and the block from the warehouse end up discussing the difference between midgets, dwarves, pixies and elves

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@dantrublu The owners should be force to watch The Office and told don’t appoint a cunt like David fucking Brent

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@MahoneyPhilip @_luke1878_ @Philatty I remember david weir coming on when spurs were beating us

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The maddest thing about yesterday was that 50000 people, me one of them, was fucking surprised.

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@aroundliv She’s straight to KFC on the way home