Stuart Gilmour

a wid mate but a canny be arsed

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

The time a North London amateur football club cancelled their semi-final cup match after they found out what their opponents were called 🤣

[James Marshment @marshyleeds]

Probably get banned for this - in which case, nice to have known you for the last 14 years - but these things will be the death of X / Twitter

[Callum @_callumstone]

England when they see this:

[Angry Scotsman @Ang_ryScotsman]

Tesco's boss gets £9.3m...

Sainsbury's boss £5.4m...

There is no cost of living crisis it's a corporate greed crisis...

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Disgusting story of a sickening rape gang. Yet it’s receiving hardly any attention from those who’ve led (rightful) outrage over the grooming rape gang scandal. I wonder why?

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

This is the game that GTA 6 needs to surpass in every way.

[Stuart Gilmour @stuartgilmouur]

@JamieeBlack @Anc_Aesthetics 🤐

[R @rjb_1998]

"I don't know what hakimis done to upset the locals" fuck off ally mccoist you stupid fucking cunt

[Stuart Gilmour @stuartgilmouur]

@JamieeBlack @nostalgiafkninc 🤣🤣🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

How can anyone still support this Israeli govt when psychopathic monsters like Ben Gvir are ministers in it, advocating genocide in Lebanon? Disgusting.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Duncan CLENCH @CallWanker]

Dan Walker's house looks like a travelodge conference room.

[McJagger 𝕏 @McJagger_X]

Numbnuts asked a question that he didn't know the answer to, and when he found out the answer, he was RAGIN!

😄

MAEDA.

[Roy @badwool9]

People who grew up in the same area as me and went to the same school as me, actually believe this nonsense.

My Muslim friend comes to my gaff, and has a cheese toastie while I eat a bacon and cheese one. He’s not arsed or offended by a piece of meat. He just doesn’t eat it.

[David Tanner @DavidTannerTV]

The Tartan Army have again set the standard - and won plaudits - for fan conduct by adhering to rules & laws:
• No pitch invasion
• No pyrotechnics
• No sectarianism
• No mocking & goading rival fans & players, and
• No tailgating.
Actual fan culture. No ultras hooliganism.

[Jim B @Wiznyme1]

In any normal country this would be broadcast by the national news channels, but in Scotland the story gets buried

[indy swim 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @indy_swim]

Why do they hate Scotland so much? The mind fucking boggles 🤦‍♂️

[Skovmaan @brz_1872]

Cornered them in like dogs 😭