Stuart James

Writer, musician, bon viveur, still hoping to do all those things if my 40+ years in software don't work out

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@DrFuraha_Asani The apostrophe was right, but "name" should have been "names" 😊.
(And I'm often sorry to be a pedant. We're in the same boat 🛶. Keep rowing!)

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@DrFuraha_Asani Betta Closetta

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@DrFuraha_Asani It looks real enough, a formula that people have learned can hook readers. Rarely works on me as I prefer the fun of reading someone who can use more than one style. "What has Dr A done this time? Ahh..."

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@JujuliaGrace Accelerating, like all building, since Brexit. Which answers your other question.

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@Number10cat The ones that contain a bit of wood need lots of cooking.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

"Brexit has ruined this country, and now the majority of Britons thinks so too."

RT if you are that majority.

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

Proving only that many voters look at party, not candidate.
On 2nd thoughts, many don't even look at party in any depth, just do what they've always done. Hence T*ry govts...

[Huguenot House 🎪 🕷️🕸️🕯️⭐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🐝🌻 @HuguenotHouse]

Omg! Unknown Lib Dem rating higher than incumbent Tory!

Is incumbent that bad, or is it a complete rejection of all things Tory?

A paper bag over the head of a LibDem still preferable.
Golly.

[Rt Hon Sir Peter Mannion MP @MatthewHawxe]

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[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@crowdpleaser @lunaperla @RestIsPolitics @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK @supertanskiii One of yours I think?

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@theagilmore Thanks. The clearest, simplest way in I've seen. "I never thought I was looking for an alternative to Twitter, but..."

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@JeffersonAirp I got his arm...

[That Civil Service tweet twice a day (fan account) @ThatCivilTweet]

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@Will_Overman Why is Gullis cosplaying Jerry Garcia and a dog?

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@JeremyVineOn5 Tired of saying Like to all the Nos, so NO!!!

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@ManMadeMoon I have 2x more followers. Don't imagine they're real but I'm not complaining.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Right so (unlikely) but I’ll try;

A really really close friend went to Morocco in 2017 and bought me a glass bracelet like this and it was really special to me because she was special to me and some idiot stole it. It’s like €4 but if anyone wants to RETURN IT I’d be so happy

[Stuart James @StuartJames2001]

@Sonic_Screwup They told us, fifty years.

I'll be 120. That will be a fabulous birthday party!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Matt Hancock should face one trial.
In West Suffolk. At the ballot box. Against me. And for each vote I get, he has to eat a Wuhan bat’s penis.
RT if you agree.
#ImACeleb

[Dave Ward @DaveWardGS]

The lines are drawn

RT if you are with the striking nurses, posties, telecom workers, rail workers, civil servants, lecturers, teachers and call centre workers

RT if you are sick and tired of all workers being told no as profits, dividends and CEO pay spiral

Enough is Enough

[CitizenCard @CitizenCard]

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