Stuart Harper

Villa STH, music loverand culture vulture.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

@Lea_EFC Eder for Brazil against what was the USSR in 1982. Pure poetry.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

A real fan would be crestfallen & unable to comprehend a seismic loss. (I’ve gone hours without speaking after a league draw).

And here we have smiles, private planes & champagne from a disingenuous braggart while genuine Gooners dread their credit card bill for Budapest.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

‘I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it.’ - Sir Winston Churchill.
I definitely needed it after that penalty shoot-out. But as we flew home tonight, I remembered we’re Champions of England.
I love you all @Arsenal ❤️

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

Underwhelming final with daylight taking some of the lustre away, coupled with two physically knackered teams playing some kind of chess on grass.

Not so much glad PSG won than okay with not having to deal with insufferable Gooners.

All a bit meh.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

This @ChampionsLeague game really needs to be under the lights, I’m simply not buying into @UEFAcom ‘s reasoning for the earlier kick-off. Meh.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

@Lea_EFC Saka rolling around, Trosard running after the referee, Arteta interfering with play, just a general mishmash of the dark arts. As per.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

Unequivocally supporting PSG in this and I’m not sorry.

All season Arsenal have been vitriolic and obsessive towards the Villa this season and not a fibre in my being wants them to win.

Unquestionably petty, but Arsenal will do that to you.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

I’m a fan of our new shirt. Sometimes simplicity and cleanliness wins the day.

I think we often expect too much and are disappointed when we don’t get some radical design.

But I’d much rather a ‘less is more’ approach than having an assault on the eyes. Could be a classic.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

I despair at ‘Madders’.

Exploits the unique position of being able to disassociate himself from failure while somehow feeling qualified to lead the renaissance in advance of doing anything.

Not a good look.

[Hotspur Lane @HotspurLane]

🚨 James Maddison CALLS OUT the #THFC medical team: 😳

“Our situation with the injuries has been worse than any other club”

“We need to look at why that is!”

“The big names we’ve missed, it does effect you and you can’t just deny that”

“If we’d had myself and Kulusevski and Kudus, we wouldn’t have been in this situation”

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

Absolute weapon.

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Never fall in love with a loan player, they said…

SIGN THE CONTRACT, JOAO! 🙏

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

Exactly.

Wish there was a parallel universe where we could see what Madison would’ve done if Spurs had been relegated.

Skulking in the shadows I guess.

But @SkySportsNews are just as culpable for him a platform.

[Kiran @K17anbedder]

Loves a camera

Done more interviews than games this season

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

@natsiobhan_ I’m racing to buy it before we announce the new sponsor. IMHO shirts are so much cleaner/nicer without a sponsor’s logo.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

Finished fourth from bottom and stunk all season, have a team ever received so much airtime on @SkySportsNews than Spurs?

I get it’s a story, but to obsess at the expense of teams who’ve achieved so much is poor.

And where has Madison suddenly sprung from?

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

This time yesterday Spurs were sweating on their survival.

Today, show pony Maddison has surfaced and fans are talking about big signings, a Premiership challenge and the board have mentioned Europe.

I’m all for ambition but jeez, a little contrition first…

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

@AVFCchats @avfc_david No joke, but I’d legitimately add Buendia and Victor to this list.

Emi has been clutch and his redemption arc this season has been insane.

Vic is a low-maintenance/high character Swiss Army knife, proper ‘glue guy’ that every unit needs:

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

@Sayers8 You’re doing life right!

Bit of European glory followed by a slice of dolce vita, not too shabby at all 👌🏻

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

I’d love an Italian away day.

Rome and Naples could be a little too fruity but a couple of nights by the lake in Como would be tutto bene.

#AVFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇮🇹 OFFICIAL: Serie A verdicts. 🇪🇺

📍 Inter in Champions League.
📍 Napoli in Champions League.
📍 AS Roma in Champions League.
📍 Como in Champions League.
📍 Juventus in Europa League.
📍 AC Milan in Europa League.
📍 Atalanta in Conference League.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

@Sayers8 So envious mate, it’s high on my list of places to visit. Everything I’ve seen and heard makes me feel it would be a fascinating trip.

Could be a sensational away day.

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

Piers Morgan on the pitch at Selhurst, celebrating with the Arsenal team.

Unedifying.

[Lucas Digne ⭐️ @LucasDigne]

What season we had 🤩 Amazing effort from the group from all the club and the fans . Thank you for the support all around the year 💜💙 Proud to be part of this Family 🏆 UTV

[Stuart Harper @stuartjharper]

It’s this type of hyperbole and sensationalism that makes Arsenal intolerable.

In the pantheon of warrior-like’ defenders Ben White isn’t in the conversation.

I like him, he’s a high quality defender, but he’s no warrior, he’s a technician, an aloof one at that.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Ben White collecting his winners medal in a knee brace is pretty symbolic

Absolute fucking warrior for us, deserves this so much