Stuart Jeffries

[Stuart Jeffries @stuartljeffries]

I once wrote a book called Mrs Slocombe's Pussy. Has Twitter now banned the used of the phrase? Because if so, that's so very wrong

[Stuart Jeffries @stuartljeffries]

i'm feeling stalked and slightly violated by all these people following me. but in a good way

[Stuart Jeffries @stuartljeffries]

i'm wondering if i can slope off early, you feel me?