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22 years active duty/18 years of civil service. I probably don't give a shit about your opinions on the military, government, or immigration.

[Chris Gore @ThatChrisGore]

@BriannaWu Fuck off

[TheWolverine.com @TheWolverineOn3]

STAYING IN MICHIGAN!

Michigan LB Jimmy Rolder has been selected by the Detroit Lions with the No. 118 overall pick in the fourth round

Story: https://t.co/wKmU9AOO6U

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

ANOTHER ONE 〽️

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

@Lions

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

MGoBlue (again)

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Another Wolverine staying in Michigan!

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

#GoBlue → #OnePride

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

Have you ever watched a horror movie with vampires?

Not sexy vampires for middle aged dumpy wine aunts to masturbate to, but actual lore accurate vampires?

The kind of movie where your grandfather is scratching at the window asking why you won't let him in, but there's something wrong with his eyes and the tone of his voice, and either that's not him, or worse yet, maybe it is him, but with everything that made him love you stripped away and replaced by insatiable hunger?

The main character is never stupid enough to let him in, is he?

It's always grandma.

About halfway through the movie.

And she's always the first to die, slaughtered the moment she opens that window, but almost everyone else sheltering in the house quickly, follows, leaving the protagonist and his scantily-dressed girlfriend to flee across the moors at night, pursued by the blood-hungry corpses of everyone else they ever loved.

You've seen that movie, right?

Well, I feel like I'm in that movie.

It's not that I hate grandma. She's nice. Loves people. Bakes cookies.

But she keeps trying to open the goddamned window.

Every time I point out that some institution of our former society is being worn as a skinsuit by corrupt self-interest masquerading as socialism masquerading as compassion, there's always those guys who are shocked and betrayed that I attacked their beloved thing.

No. Your beloved thing is gone. It doesn't matter what it did for you 30 years ago. It's not 30 years ago now. The soul of your beloved thing was eaten by a monster, and now it has become a monster itself.

It doesn't matter whether I'm talking about the Catholic church, Christianity in general, the Republican party, the American Medical Association, the NRA, Disney, whatever.

It's always the same. There's always the guy who is shocked, angry, and betrayed, because we're both supposed to be "right-wing", and here I am, attacking his beloved grandpa.

I must be an evil nihilist straight from the bowels of reddit.

But I am not trying to rob you. I am trying to help you.

That is not your grandpa.

That is a vampire.

What's almost worse is that there are some guys who do, eventually, understand. After they yell at me a bit and call me a grandpa-hater or something.

But the first thing they say, when they figure it out is...

"Can't we save the skinsuit?"

They're still hoping, on some level, that grandpa is still there. That there's a cure. That they can have their beloved institutions and traditions back.

Well, I'm not hopeful. I mean, I can't say for sure whether they can or can't, but that's not important. That's the wrong question.

We can't worry about saving Grandpa right now, because we have to save ourselves first. We have to survive the night.

And if you're not willing to stake Grandpa through the heart for that, or, worse yet, if you try to stop the rest of us, yelling "Grandpa! Noooooooo!", grabbing at someone's wrist as he's trying to raise the big wooden mallet, then...

Well, then you're not an enemy, but you are a liability.

And so we have to put you in the back seat. We can't stop attacking Vampire Grandpa to spare your feelings.

The hour is too late for us to listen to friends who can't tell the difference between us and the enemy.

[Who Knew? @stuartmc26]

@monsterhunter45 @ByuAstronaut Absolutely LOVED Sons of the Black Sword and just started Hard Magic. Ashok is one of my favorite characters in 55 years of reading! Definitely worth your time

[Mike Boynton @thacoachmike]

This Dusty May guy is not going be making any new friends any time soon. Whatever you call him though, make sure end it with “Champ”. 🤷🏾‍♂️ 🍾

#GoBlue 〽️

[Who Knew? @stuartmc26]

@woodsonwhiskey @bluebyninety @CharlesWoodson GO BLUE!

[Woodson Whiskey @woodsonwhiskey]

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[Due# @JDue51]

Hail to the Victors Valiant.
Hail to the Conquering heroes.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan
the Leaders and BEST

[Luke D'Mello @mello2189]

The KING in the NORTH!!! #GoBLUE!!

[Champ Media @ChampMediaCo]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS. 〽️

[Glenn Robinson III @GRIII]

Go Blue! 🔥

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

2026 #MFINALFOUR MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER: ELLIOT CADEAU 👏

#MarchMadness

[Chris Balas @Balas_Wolverine]

Says it all.

[University of Michigan @UMich]

About last night 🏆

@UMichBBall x #GoBlue

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Congrats to the National Champions, @umichbball!