Stuart Mitchell

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@stuartmitchell @Annehowe77 ...it's really difficult to get replacement staff with all these austerity measures. And all that paperwork....

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@Annehowe77 I was beginning to think it had killed you off! That would have been so dreadful....

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@annehowe77 Did you make it into work today?

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Are you still managing to hold the contents of the sea bed in your stomach?

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@annehowe77 @yorksfairy67
Hello ladies. I'm on leave this week, doing the garden and relaxiing in general. What are you up to?

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I'm only brave coz she's 2000 miles away. Mind you, if you listen carefully, you can still hear her voice.

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Nooooooo......
When Maureen is there too, it's like being with The Crankies....on speed.

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Yes Jo, it has been quiet and relaxed in the garden. Not sure why - it will soon change I suspect.

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@yorksfairy67 @annehowe77 Yes, but they've already brushed their teeth and have their PJs on. They'll be tierd and grumpy in the morning!

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@yorksfairy67 @annehowe77 I only watch it for Graham Norton's cruel comments. Did you see Jedward cheering at getting 'nil poi'. Bless.

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@yorksfairy67 @Annehowe77 The necklace looked dirty and knotted. The Amy Winehouse lookalike and soundalike might go far.

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@yorksfairy67 @Annehowe77 Hope you are watching Eurovision. Shame there wasn't an exposed electric cable when Jedward's water came on.

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@Annehowe77 @yorksfairy67 What are you wanting to say? Does it rhyme with 'Oh duck'?

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don't be disheartened, Morrisons have a 2 for 1 offer on frozen ducks.

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All ducklings are now in the big pond in the sky. It was the other ducks that killed the last two.

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@annehowe77 @yorksfairy67
Rescused a duckling from the gutter? Were you already in there after visiting the pub at lunchtime?

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Hello ladies. Are you in today? I'm in Stockport for a stakeholder review meeting.

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@Annehowe77 @yorksfairy67 The sparrowhawk was so cross at being blamed, he was spitting feathers.

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@yorksfairy67 @Annehowe77 Bad news. Tweetie Pie's siblings are no more. This time it was the sparrowhalk.

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@yorksfairy67 @Annehowe77 Was thinking more of one glass of pop and three staws.