stuartmorrison

Outrageous suit wearing business owner, with 30+ years of experience

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Hilariously bad customer service. Received a satisfaction survey, however we haven't had anyone contact us to come view the appliance despite sending the requested info THREE times... Plus you really need to spellcheck that survey... First page... ::golf clap:: @CandyAppliances

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@DHLGlobal - how do you get hold of anyone to sort an issue? Tried FB, here and calling and am going round in circles. CAN WE HAVE OUR SHIPMENT PLEASE? Was promised Sat, now Wed, or Today, depending on which message you believe. We have exhausted all support channels. What now?

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@DHLParcelUK ANYONE THERE? HELLO? HELLO? Three days of trying to get a response, where is our SHIPMENT? I have tried your support channels and am getting nowhere. 0 Stars, worst courier this year, and that includes worse than EVRI!

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@DHLParcelUK Dear DHL - Your system is broken, Driver delivers to wrong address, and leaves card in the wrong door. DHL phone system can't proceed without missed delivery card number. How do I get my delivery today? Second time DHL did this this week & only 4 houses in our road!

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Graham is the Eurovision leprechaun. WE LOVE YOU GRAYGRAY! #sturovision

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Mae SMASHED IT! #sturovision

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25 United Kingdom - C'MON! C'mon Mae! #sturovision

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24 Croatia - The Village People have let themselves go #sturovision

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23 Slovenia - it's like they've ram raided a Monsoon. #sturovision

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22 Israel - No, it's OK. I'm ok not seeing you dance. Is that an option? #sturovision

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22 Lithuania - are those diagrams of crop circles? #sturovision

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I am sure he just screamed "GRAHAM NORTON" rammstein

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21 Germany - Instagrammstein #sturovision

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@AlyDuff1 CHURNING!

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Cut off pink chaps - the next BIG fashion trend #sturovision

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20 Norway - The headwear is available from Ikea - it's the Frujlia Fruit Bowl, page 124 in the catalogue. #sturovision

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19 Ukraine - The return of the Silver surfer.... Meets Cyborg. #sturovision

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Time Bandits the Moldovan edition

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The Moldovan mating ritual BEGINS! Two women enter, one woman leaves... https://t.co/U7YoCNPy5c

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18 Moldova - who can forget: https://t.co/U7YoCNPy5c

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17 Armenia - channelling Raquel Welch.... #sturovision