Stuart Orloff

Triple threat: Actor, Comedian, Idiot. DC sports fan

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Balogun’s red being suspended by the disciplinary committee reminds me of the expansion to a 48 team World Cup: they probably did it for the wrong reasons, but the end result is good

That was never a red card to begin with

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/LAEjIRIl1l #NBA #82and0

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/PT8vnysvMo #NBA #82and0

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

@ill_Scholar 9/10 Los Angeles

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@GianmarcoSoresi Kamehamehamas

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

@BookOfKelsey Omg who

[Alan Orloff @alanorloff]

Some days, the words flow like a cool mountain stream after a long snowy winter. Other days, there is a feeling that is strong that words not flowing that day do not easily come, on that day.

[Kev @klwoodjr]

4 years ago today..

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

Gigi’s first day of senior year

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Gianluigi Buffon said in 2020 that he's going back to school when he hangs up his gloves 😂

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

@Albert_Kim2022 Would definitely end time wasting. Would also be disastrous for the game. Commercials breaks.

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

Sounds like a guy building a dam that’s gonna flood a small town

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

What kind of Bond Villain ass name is Harlan Crow

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What the fuck is a rutabaga

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

@youngdookcomma Nah Wall E is ass

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

@alanorloff It was 5th grade and 155 digits

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

@christophertmak “Pardon me madam, may I please have the honor of feasting upon your rear?”

[Stuart Orloff @StuartOrloff]

@NotArthursSis Holy shit, I’m so sorry! Maybe try contacting some tenant advocacy groups? Lmk if there’s anything I can do. (Also congrats!)

[mark orloff @orloffma]

PSA for anyone who made less than $73,000 adjusted gross income in 2022. Regardless of how complicated your filing is, the US gov requires at least one of these companies https://t.co/kDDmfaC9tF to let you file federal for free. I've often been able to file state free too. 1/3

[Alan Orloff @alanorloff]

I think whoever decided on the placement/orientation of this bench is now in charge of airline ticket pricing.