TheDarkGreenMarine

✝️ Veteran. comedian. popcorn lover.

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

Shout out to the women that diversify their “bonds”… But just because you diversify does mean not every bond is trying to be a part of your portfolio. What you like don’t always like you back!
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#interracial #dontgetittwisted #comedy #funny #portfolio

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

Fellas don’t let ya girl re-big yo back! We staying locked in this year! #sweettreats #bigbackactivities #jokes #fyp

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

My strength is knowing what skills I don’t possess 😂. That’s why I stay in my lane!
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#standup #jokes #brother #gay #comedy #marines

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@akafaceUS 100% still a dude!

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

The army of “How dare you?!!” 😂🫡
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#comedy #standup #right #left #socialjustice #funny #venezuela #marines

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

You know, a REAL woman would take it as a compliment! 😂
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#quick #draw #funny #jokes #comedy #marines #sketch

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

We say we’re not a monolith. Yet if we don’t think, feel, dress or speak the same. Like a hive mind, we’re not part of the “Tribe”. That feels like another concept that lasted 362yrs. A concept we say we want no part of… I say all that to say this… Apples in potato salad slaps

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

My “Blue Beetle” review: Space Mexicans take down an entitled bitter Karen… The end.

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@AntiLeftMemes Hillz hv i’s.

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@Matt_Pinner Calling a moving truck company

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@pixelprayer Dragon fruit

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@honeymoon250 Egg drop soup

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@chefsevenn You’re better off eating plastic.

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

S/O out to all that currently serving our country. We appreciate all that you do for us! Also loan me $5 I know you got it on ya!
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#military #christmasbonus #1776 #marines #veterans #funny #jokes #laugh

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

#staceydash #Feminism #of #yikes

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

Very sassy behavior sir… #Trump #RobReiner

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

There’s powers moving against me… They wont win!

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@honeymoon250 Mango orange juice

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

“Magazine Dreams” is a hauntingly beautiful movie… Holy Sh!t #jonathanmajors

[TheDarkGreenMarine @christophertmak]

@amalaekpunobi This is only racism is you see everything in life through that lens.