Stuart Partridge

Designer & problem solver/creator. Service guarantees citizenship.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

What I haven't missed while working from home is office gossip, the bitchy kind. Never enjoyed it, just felt like noise. It's been wonderful and clarifying to be free of it.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

Why do we scream at each other?

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

This is what it looks like when a loser loses.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

"We should catch up when all this craziness is over" == "We'll never see eachother again".

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

Our very own @mirandadevine is all grown up and playing propaganda games with the big boys now.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

Truth speak. Macarons are bullshit.

[Yumi Stynes she/her @yumichild]

Reminder that macarons are shit and sure you may have fallen for the poxy bullshit hype in 2011 but that's finished now and you can be honest now about how they're just a lousy overly sugary overpriced shit biscuit whose main by-product is instant bad mood

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

Can relate.

[Agyei @agyeidesign]

Every day I get up and I make my stupid little fucking designs

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

@benhyphenrowe I lasted exactly six minutes.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

@SophieSmith86 Ah, that’s a shame.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

I don't care for Chris Lilley's new 'cranky and clueless' character.
https://t.co/P9osqKcMlv

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

@CalebEwan @richie_porte Congrats to you for the ride, and thanks for giving us all something to get excited about during lockdown.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

A very welcome addition to the commentary booth. Thanks @Bridie_OD.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

The straight up avoidance, misdirects, and lies in response to well-reasoned questions and fact-based rebuttals. Again, the world looks on stunned at the audaciousness and reality denialism of this man and his acolytes.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

Wake up sheeple!

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

Preach!

[Briana Conner @BrianaReports]

IDK who needs to hear this, but the punctuation goes inside the quotation mark.

[Stuart Partridge @stuartp]

@jedro_ @mwkeenan @TheRaceRadio Yup.

[Matthew Keenan @mwkeenan]

It’s more than okay to wear pro team kit and ride in runners. And you don’t have to train the house down as a junior to make it. Roglic in his early 20s. He’s now in yellow at the Tour de France. #TdF2020 #SBSCycling #couchpeloton

Pic via @TheRaceRadio.

[hater @engxl]

i know a witch when i see one

[Eliza Claire @elizaclairem]

White privilege is saying Dan Andrews is a dictator and being able to express that opinion publicly without being murdered