stuart phillips🖋

Horticultural consultant, trainer, broadcaster and writer. Plantaholic and folklorist. Author of An Encyclopaedia of Plants in Myth, Magic, Legend and Lore.

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Folk in @LovelyNantwich may be shocked to hear @medway_council claims the only saltwater, riverside outdoor swimming pool in the UK. Last I looked, the Weaver was a river, brine was saltwater, and there is an outdoor swimming pool.

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"As Freemasons, we have become accustomed to inaccurate and unfair representations of our organisation and members – but this article, sadly, reaches a new and deliberate low."

The Council for Freemasonry in Great Britain has issued the following statement in response to an article published by The Spectator.

Read the full statement⬇️
https://t.co/zxpm3F9wwB

#Freemasons

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@jonsopel Obama never set out to be a dictator. Trump did tell folks he would be

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@GovPritzker @campbellclaret Perhaps there's a litter problem in Chicago that the National Guard could help clean up, or some leaves that need raking up.

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@Shaun_UGLE @NetflixUK Depicts 3 RA masons, in RA aprons, but not one of them wearing an RA jewel.... And the matey on the left only have the end of his sash (appearing beneath his apron belt) the rest is amazingly invisible.

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@RyanShead "Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters" - Einstein

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@chefsevenn Lorne; black pudding; white pudding; tattie scones. Fried bread could also bring it up to Scottish standards 😁

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@dprello @RpsAgainstTrump TACO

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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @jk_rowling I heard it can affect men in other prisons too

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@BraxM @EricIdle Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very much.

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@robertwlk Morning Robert, as you're not a good singer, you can always just hum the Hamlet advert tune... (h)Air on a G-string....

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@robertwlk Is it finished, or is it at an early stage?
If a horse drew that it was coached.

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@RpsAgainstTrump So much of what RFK jr says is actually millions of particles of bovine faecal material.

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@robertwlk Morning Robert. I know you only do this as a Hobby, but it like magic and you're becoming a bit of a Merlin at it.

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@NHMasons @UGLE_GrandLodge Tomorrow's annual investiture.
Congratulations all.

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@JasonManford You're "guaranteed a laugh"? You're the blooming comedian, being paid to be there! We, the punters paying to listen to you, are supposed to be guaranteed a laugh...In fact several!😂😂😂

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A picture showing the difference between US and UK measurements. Prince William is 6'3'' by UK measure and Trump is 6'3" by American measure (now known in the UK as 'American short measure'?)

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@robertwlk A dog raided my French neighbours vegetable plot and ate all the peas. I said it was probably just hungry, but he reckoned it had mange too.

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@LozzaFox Big Daddy called himself 'Shirley'. It made no difference,, I always suspected he was a man.

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@robertwlk Morning Robert, as ever I have been trying to follow that, but this time it's just left me in a bit of a cul-de-sac.