stu 🦋

he/him

[stu 🦋 @stuartsimps_]

enjoy this video i took of a turtle tickling another turtle

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We've found Michelle Mone's yacht

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Quick note to people reporting on Zahawi. If he did fail to pay £3.7m capital gains tax, that likely means he failed to report receiving ***£27m***.

He presumably claimed this was merely “careless” (and so not tax fraud). How plausible is that?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

General. Election. Now. Or take to the streets …. Five Prime Ministers in six years. Just fuck off. All of them

[Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) @Shark3ozero]

How does a British person who writes like this get to call anyone else a problem 💀

[Emily Thornberry @EmilyThornberry]

The 8th Viscount Gage, a Tory peer, received £300,000 in public money to mend potholes on a driveway in his private estate.
There's more, this taxpayers money came from the Levelling Up Fund.
No this is not a sick joke.
This is Tory Britain. https://t.co/syId4Ju30z

[joesef @joesefjoesef]

out in glasgow to tonight hope i go home with some diplomats son from cop26

[George Rennison @rennison_george]

Babe are you ok you haven’t even touched your Doctor Who Cassandra Lasagne?

[Kim Hanly @kimmykims33]

Not my most flattering photo but an important one!

This is me September 3rd 2012 after spending over 5 hours in surgery and 4 hours in recovery after a radical hysterectomy for cervical cancer. I was only 26 years old. 26…

[soph @runwayinchicago]

tonight in Hootenanny’s in Glasgow I met a pretty girl who gave me a kiss goodbye and the bouncer asked us to ‘step outside because the whole pub was watching’. He then said I had the wrong idea when I said this sounded homophobic after a straight couple at the table next to us-

[Monty Don @TheMontyDon]

This picture of Nigel was taken a year ago and then he died a few hours later.
I believe his life was good to the very end.

[stu 🦋 @stuartsimps_]

@CriticalBlast @EmilyBrooksArt probably for the best sweetie

[stu 🦋 @stuartsimps_]

@EmilyBrooksArt pervert

[Steve Grant 🌈🇪🇺🇺🇦 @steve_tightfit]

Thinking of my partner Carlos , who passed on this day in 1994 a month after his 31st birthday. Watching #ItsASin was difficult but I’m glad I did . A fictional story that told the truth of what really happened. A true story.
Carlos Henrique Martins
19/01/63 , 21/02/94 ❤️

[COOPS🔌 @zaccooper98]

Calling out Phoebe Tomlinson. Sister of One direction star Louis Tomlinson. Sent her nearly £500 worth of FREE Essentials products for a promotion in return. Now its come to her end of the deal shes done a runner. Please like & retweet this. It needs to be publicised!

[Hilbo Flowerpot Baggins @hilary_l072]

So my sister bought her dog a new ball for Christmas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣