Stuart Wilson

Family man, Spurs fan, love football. I will mainly talk b*llocks about football and retweet funny fails, prob worth a follow even if I do say so myself 🤣

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

All these things happened to me in London today

I paid nearly £30 for a train ticket to take me into London from a town just 30 miles away —on a Saturday

The first person I sat next to, I think from India, decided to have a FaceTime conversation with his friend on speakerphone so we all had to listen to it

The train was late by 40 minutes due to unexplained ��signalling issues”. It was also filthy.

I paid nearly £8 for a pint

I offered a woman my seat on the tube without realising she was with a man who intervened and said “no man”. He was not from the UK. I think he took my gesture as an insult.

I was asked for money by homeless people 3 times in one day

I noticed several people who are paid to give information to taxpayers and tourists over the tannoy on the London Tube cannot speak English properly

A cabbie told me “London is dead most nights”, unless you are the global high net worth set or top 1%

Restaurants are visibly struggling and often hideously overpriced

I had dinner in a neighbourhood where the average rent is £3,663 per month while half of all local social housing has gone to people who were not even born in the UK

I was constantly aware I should not get my phone out on the street as 80,000 were stolen last year

I also read on the way back while checking that stat that there were 90,000 shoplifting offences in London last year, up 54%

My train back —delayed—was suddenly changed at the last minute with all passengers on board. They were told it would no longer be stopping at all stops.

I bought a tin of instant coffee on the way home and it had a security tag on it

Maybe I’m in a bad mood and perhaps it’s amusing to think how somebody of my political outlook is “triggered” but to me there is a deeper point here

London is over —it’s so over

It’s a city in visible decline with deteriorating standards and no real sense of identity or belonging

Going in and out of our capital city is a truly miserable experience

Infrastructure is falling apart, as is the social contract

I’ve been coming in and out of London since 1981

I simply cannot remember a time when it’s been this visibly dire and when so many things just do not work as they should

[HotspurReports. @hotspurreports]

🎞️ We are about the glory of the game.

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@SpursOfficial STOP sending me emails about Premium tickets for Kendrick lamar & on sale dates for Beyonce. We are meant to be a football club and we are mess right now!! Sort the team out!! I'm a spurs member for the football, I subscribe to tottenham emails for football 😡🤬🤯

[theSpursdays @Ayhd126H]

He said this when he was sat in FOURTH PLACE....he warned us as loudly as he could have https://t.co/7G57TXyjIW

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@LastWordOnSpurs @SpursOfficial We are 1 bat shit crazy team, don't do things the easy way. Wish we could see out a game but main thing is we are in the SEMI'S baby. P.s how great was it without VAR!!!!

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

This is awful, they can't even string to passes together. Honestly I feel this is the worst team we've had in years. No idea!! #Spurs #COYS @LastWordOnSpurs

[Lilywhite Rose @Lilywhite_Rose]

George Abbott doing George Abbott things 💥💥💥💥💥

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@AndyRobsonTips Great idea love a prediction comp 👏

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Absolutely fantastic viewing.

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@AsherRD28 Could be worse mate, you could be a spurs fan 😭

[The Spurs Watch @TheSpursWatch]

Tottenham’s ticketing system is an absolute joke.

62,000 seater stadium and I’m supposed to believe every single ticket is sold instantly at those prices?

I know we’re a bigger club globally than we were before, but this is getting a bit ridiculous now, it has to be bots surely.

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@brucey1950 @Spurs_THFC_COYS @SpursOfficial Bloody hell. Gonna have to take the boy to the local team then @wwfcofficial here we come

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@DarrenBent take your arsenal hat off!! Even with Rashford off form at the minute he is 10x better than Havertz!!. Talking 💩💩🤣 @talksportdrive @talkSPORT @andygoldstein05

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Kai Havertz in the MLS 'Cross & Volley' challenge last night...

Might be right for Arteta to try him in midfield 😅

@MenInBlazers

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

Il take those chances looool 🤣 #COYS

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

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[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@imcharlieboy And that's only after 3 pints, imagine at 8 tonight

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

@imcharlieboy Havertz is the worst player in the league, brentford aren't gonna want him 🤣

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

🤣🤣

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

What a shot! 😂

https://t.co/ZoVLqU613X

[Stuart Wilson @StuartW85]

🤯

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Unbelievable😂

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

From tomorrow in Greater London, if your vehicle isn’t Ulez compliant, you’ll be causing pollution which harms children.

However, if you pay the £12.50 Ulez charge, you’re free to pollute the air children breathe as much as you like.

Don’t worry, Sadiq Khan told us that this isn’t just a money grabbing scheme…