𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

The Mixtape. A carefully curated listening experience. An art form thought lost with the cassette. More than an endless beat-matched procession of high-energy toonz. An eclectic array of songs crafted to tell a story...

Presenting ‘At The Beach Hut’

https://t.co/Q9BgqEN8cZ

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

@TheKLFRS Never one's to shy away from the use of samples, the KLF created a seminal catalogue of aural pleasures.

In this mix, I pay homage to the creators of those original samples whilst interweaving the greatest ambient album of all-time.

https://t.co/IeDVmnRBqf

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

@edgarwright SHITTER!

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

@JamesMNMUK @malarianomoreuk @DoughtyStreet Wishing you all the best with your new role. Did you make it to the top of Ben Nevis?

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

@Documentally Just been reading up on the website. Think I might give them a try :)

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

@sofasandstuff WOW! Those are some stunning designs.

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

I wonder what made the long-term prosperity and energy security of our little island SO MUCH MORE important than it was just a few days ago?

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

There is no long-term prosperity without action on climate change.

There is no energy security without investing in renewables.

That is why I will attend @COP27P next week: to deliver on Glasgow's legacy of building a secure and sustainable future.

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

Bread and circuses…

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Matt Hancock to join I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as contestant https://t.co/7vEMKYAIVL

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'sequacity' (17th century): the readiness to follow a person or cause without applying any independent judgement.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

🎃 Thriller (Tory Remix) - Jacob Rees-Mogg x MJ 🔥

Happy Halloween! 👻

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

WARNING TO PARENTS.
Be careful if your child receives any of these sweets tonight while out 'Trick or Treating'. There have been numerous reports of these tasting like Parma-fucking-Violets.

(via @Simon_Pegg)

[Malaria No More UK @malarianomoreuk]

Who scares you most on #Halloween? 🎃
🎃 Freddy Krueger - 60 deaths
🎃 Hannibal Lecter - 98
🎃 Michael Myers - 170
🦟 Mosquito - 627,000+... and that was just last year.

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

@stevyncolgan Did you see the news of his death appear earlier and then again more recently too?

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

Also, in other news...

Whichever narcissistic psychopath is in charge, we ALL have an individual choice to do the RIGHT thing!

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

Whichever narcissistic psychopath is in charge, we ALL have an individual choice to do the RIGHT thing...

[Dr David Robert Grimes @drg1985]

60 years ago today on the 27th October 1962, human life on Earth came the closest it has ever come to a terrible ending. Everyone alive today owes their life to this handsome devil, and most of us don't even know his name. Let's change that - a thread 🧵

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

You HAVE to watch this…

[Nick Newman @Nick_Newman]

Lindsey C. Vickers’ The Appointment with the most surreal car crash I’ve ever seen.

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP insists doesn’t matter Suella resigned as it was “quite a few days ago”

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

@sofasandstuff @SelvedgeMag Will there be Pisco Sours to toast the new collection? 😉

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

If there's one positive lesson I have learned from all the recent political turmoil, it's that having no experience or zero talent should not be seen as an impediment to success in the highest of positions.

Excuse me while I consider my future career options...

[𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 🥸 @stuartwitts]

Here comes...

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

Bod Composition 1 by Wassilly Kandinsky