Stewie Asp

I remember that safari in Africa........ Some fool forgot the corkscrew .......... so for 23 days we had to survive on nothing more than food and water!!!!!!!!

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Lets get a Commendation for Bravery awarded to PD Kaiser of the Metropolitan Police: Commendation For Kaiser - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/HPxJaVnAKA via @UKChange

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@Feikemanagement @hpvdb @larrymontana @Abramjee @TableMountainNP @SANParks @VanHaywood @BarbaraCreecy_ If they pay as a wage is ‘peanuts’ then all you are gonna get on the workforce are ‘chimps’ so multiply that by poor training and an obvious lack of leadership and or supervision at the public facing point; chaos will flourish and bullies will arise!!!

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Too early??? #Xmas #Christmas2019 #Brexit #GeneralElection keeping me happy during the Whitehall wank-a-thon!!!! #goBoris

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London Bridge attackers lawfully killed, inquest finds 👍🏻

No shit Sherlock ..... after 10 minutes of absolute mayhem 3 of London’s thin blue line arrive and restore order!

Respect ✊#police #metpolice #ThinBlueLine

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Rory Stewart fails in his bid to become the leader of the Tory Party. #platoon #squeezedOut? #ToryLeadershipDebate #BorisJohnson

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Pinch of reality https://t.co/9ErVAWbB93 via @wordpressdotcom

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Vbczvcmmv mvvxcvc

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I was lucky enough to be invited to the premiere of 'Breathe' last night .... OMG what a wonderful, inspirational movie #lifeafterpara #smsr

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My money is on wee ‘Jock Poo-Pong McPlop” the MP who used to clean the Public Toilets @ Kings X. At least he is experienced and adept in cleaning up someone else’s shite unlike the others! #brexit #ToryLeadershipContest #EuropeanElectionResults

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@GingerBlondeSG P Patty is an awesome read xxx

[Trish @GingerBlondeSG]

Hello from wrap-up Britain! If you fancy a giggle check out my latest blog..www.proseccopatty.com

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@DrAlakbarov Then they should join Labour and bash some Jewish people! As we all know Labour is the home of anti-Semitism!!!

[James Martin @youngJimMartin]

After disappointing results at #Election2018 Jeremy Corbyn plans to lower the voting age to 3 and give out free Kinder Eggs and Fruit Shoots to all who vote for him. (Except those who are Jewish)

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ill i am soooooooo freakin ill 😔 #ManFlu #manthrax #could this be the end? #fuckin Man Up Cupcake

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@GingerBlondeSG yodelling n Romania a match made in Hell!!!!

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Eurogeddon ...... loving it!!!!

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Piss off snow!!!! As a child I loved you..... now I only have regret and loathing!!!😡

[Stewie Asp @Stuaspy]

Good - found my iPad Charger!
Bad - it was in the washing machine 😑
Neg - it is fucked!
Pod - it is very clean 😂😂😂