Cark

She/her. Stuggling every day with BDE

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys https://t.co/oniIV6eF95

[Christine Love @christinelove]

Really excited for the Lord of the Rings prequel series to finally answer all my big backstory questions, like "why was meat originally taken off the menu?"

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

Happy #NationalGirlfriendDay to the love of my life @hheartrender

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

For Gawker, I wrote about how the only responsible choice is to keep voting for an incompetent party that hates you. https://t.co/XVtSsmIZ8O

[youth large hatebreed t shirt @formalsweatsuit]

@ipodmacbook this is how i found out boris johnson resigned

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

A gas station in cleveland today did the smartest thing ever. Offered gas for a full 20 cents lower than anywhere else in the city, including the place next door. They were absolutely swamped, and their customers filled up for cheap.

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

@quiddie Come to taps! Drink drinks pet dogs! https://t.co/7XFPGFB5OL

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

“can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me

[MagiC🧛🏻‍♀️ @MagiColbi]

@SomersErin My nickname was Kevin all through college cause I cut my hair short and i wore it in a ponytail and it looked like the bird Kevin from Up 🫠

[Brian Firenzi @mrbrianfirenzi]

There need to be more songs like “No Scrubs,” songs that introduce you to a new kind of creature and then the remaining verses go deep into its stats and lore

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

“I’m a diabetic,” a grandmother who needed paperwork for a glucose monitor said. “I just need a piece of paper.”

“Now you’re going to jail,” the officer replied. The NYPD broke her arm.

https://t.co/Hxpx315zZw

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

@chasestrangio There are so many TERFs in these comments holy shit

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

@DevonshireDan1 @chasestrangio

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

@ImWatson91 @chasestrangio

[your positive corner @dolliefae]

a cow with pink bows ♡ 🎀

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

@alakedix1 @AITA_online Yeah dude, me too. Ate shrimp without realizing, realized it was shrimp, almost vomited all over the table. People have food things, it's not your place to decide which of them is okay

[Cark @Stubbassubba]

@AITA_online Yall are not upset enough about the idea of someone messing w your food and lying about it. Someone messes w my food one time it fucks me up forever. NTA.