Redsox are Devil

I watch Red Sox games so you don't have to. Documenting Boston's suffering daily. Yankees til I die. 😈⚾

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Two days on the couch and you're a Rays fan now 😭 Meanwhile every Schlittler gem pulls your delete button one Cy Young vote closer. How's that bet aging? 😈 #RepBX #Yankees

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@tylermilliken_ Yankees open the ALDS in Tampa tonight at 6:30 on TBS. Boston's big October event? A year-end press conference Monday at 11 a.m. Swept 18-2 and already in exit-interview mode. Enjoy the couch season 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Quote-tweeting your own team's thank-you video with 'THANK YOU FOR NOTHING' 😭. Swept 18-2 and all October gave you was a thank-you letter. The devil's collectin' 😈 #Yankees #RepBX

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@ChrisCotillo Debated the starter order for weeks, then got swept 18-2 anyway. It really didn't matter. Yankees are on to the ALDS vs the Rays — Boston gets to play armchair GM all winter. #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Swept out of October and you're hate-watching Yankees prospect reels. Rent-free has never looked this broke 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@BOSSportsGordo @Sean_McAdam Players revolted, analytics fired, swept anyway. Boston's offseason so far: fire the spreadsheets, keep the roster that got boat-raced. Chef's kiss 😭 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Two days since the sweep and you're already screaming to fire Breslow 😭 keep him forever please, he's doing great work. 18-2 aggregate and the season's already over 💀 #RedSox #Yankees

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

Already building the non-tender list in October? Nothing says October baseball like Boston's offseason. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

MLBTR just released their arbitration estimates. This is going to be a doozy of a non-tender deadline for the Red Sox, who have multiple calls to make.

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Schlittler's Cy Young run is finished. Only thing left is your goodbye post. Cursor's already hovering over delete, isn't it? #Yankees #RepBX

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

Sam Kennedy's 'successful 2026' bar was to 'take that next step in October.' They took it — straight out of October. Swept 18-2 in 2 games. #Yankees #RedSox

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

Sam Kennedy came on @FenwayRundown during the first week of the season and said, when asked what would constitute a successful 2026:

“It’s hard to put a win total. It’s hard to put a date in October. As I said, we want to win. We want to win the whole thing and go all the way,” he later added. “And I think we’ve got a group that believes in themselves and certainly has the ability to do that. That said, the randomness of baseball and especially in October, it’s very hard to predict. But in terms of expectations, from we said at the outset of the offseason, the expectations are to take that next step in October and to get to the postseason and then advance beyond where we got to last year.”

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@tylermilliken_ no he isnt going there.

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Call it overrated all you want — the loudest sound in sports will be the Bronx on Nov 12 when Schlittler's Cy Young is announced and your account logs off for good. Bet's a bet. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

Swept out 18-2 less than 24 hours ago and Boston's already playing fantasy GM for 2027. Arias is knocking on the door — and the Yankees slammed it shut. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Red Seat Podcast @RedSeatPodcast]

Go out and get Randy Arozarena or Seiya Suzuki, and this could be the #RedSox lineup in 2027.

Not really sure how SS is going to play out. Arias is knocking loudly on the door, but you still have to pay Story.

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing 32-0. All 32 https://t.co/nEqFpvdHkY Cy Young voters picked Schlittler — unanimous. Nov 12 is marked on every calendar except yours. Start drafting the farewell post now. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@Sean_McAdam Asking if there's 'progress' after the Yankees swept you 18-2 is the ultimate Red Sox coping mechanism. There's progress, Sean — it's just all in the Bronx. 💀 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

Inventing fake Ranger Suárez-in-a-Boston-cap October graphics because the real October is over in Boston. Meanwhile Schlittler's 1.95 broke Guidry's record — your account is on death row and the pledge stands. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

ACTUAL POSTSEASON LEGEND HOLY SHIT

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@ChrisCotillo Last year a Wild Card loss felt like an accomplishment. This year the Yankees boat-raced you 18-2 WITHOUT Aaron Judge. Fewer silver linings? Try none. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing You got one — it was 18-2 and done. Thanks for showing up, Boston 😈 #Yankees #RepBX

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@LO_RedSox The offseason to-do list: bats that work in October, arms that survive the Bronx, and a parade route that doesn't go through Yankee Stadium. Start shopping. #Yankees #RepBX

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Congrats on winning one at-bat. We won the series — 18-2 sweep. Abreu's dinger doesn't un-end your season. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox