Nolan

I probably won’t even waste everybody’s time asking if I’m interrupting.

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

Red Sox miracle run into a Dodgers 3-peat into a completely lost season

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I’m rooting for Carson Beck. I don’t know anything about him as a person or football player but he’s so fuckin strange looking, he needs this.

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

It would be really cool if all elections didn’t have a “Count the Bad Votes first” rule

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

Guy trying to find any positive spin on Tarik Skubal being traded to the Dodgers: Uhhh this is lowkey one of the best things to ever happen to the WNBA

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

The Detroit Tigers and Milwaukee Brewers conspiring to manufacture fan consent for a full-season lockout

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

Now that’s a Rothstein if I’ve ever seen one

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

Inherent Vice mentioned

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Does anyone else ever stop to think that maybe addiction is so rampant in America because we’ve created an unbearable reality for so many people

[david c. porter (read NTTN) @toomuchistrue]

friend of mine's older brother knew the daniels in college and went in on renting a house with them one year and it ended up being a situation where there were five guys living there who collectively owned six GameCubes. something i think about whenever they're in the news

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

Don’t need to hear the name Sophie Cunningham ever again. 2018 Wesley Matthews with plastic surgery and a MAGA hat is not an interesting idea #HitTheShowers

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

They didn’t trade these guys to save money, they did it because ownership wanted to save money

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

"The Thunder did not trade Dort, Wiggins and Isaiah Joe because the second-apron restrictions scared them. Instead it was due to owner Clay Bennett trying to stick to a budget. And losing three players who helped support a contender is the consequence of it," per @FredKatz.

(Via @TheAthleticNBA)

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Dog with a talk show ass name

[billboard @billboard]

Jelly Roll’s Daughter Says Internet Will ‘Crumble’ When People ‘Find Out’ Why He & Bunnie Xo Split
https://t.co/85bACaRXi8

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

LeBron taking this long to sign can only mean they’re legalizing Bill Simmons’ idea for him to play one week with every team in the league and then retire

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

Joe Biden’s transformation into David Zaslav is 75% complete

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Congratulations Spain!

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

curb your enthusiasm but every time they say “LD” it’s for lu dort

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Lu Dort was the longest tenured Thunder player and genuinely one of my favorite players of all time

He was a catalyst that turned the Thunder around in 2019-2020 as an undrafted rookie who became a starter and gave Harden hell round one before one of the greatest game 7 peer romances ever

He grew into one of the best defenders in the sport and a knockdown shooter who saved the championship run in that series vs the Nuggets

His moonball three from halfcourt in game 7 is the moment where it felt like the championship was won

From undrafted to a champion with the Thunder, I hope the #5 isn’t worn for the Thunder again

Thank you @luthebeast for everything, we’re not champions without you

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Need an extended cut of The Odyssey where more weapons keep dropping from the ceiling for Pattinson to point out to the other suitors. “The nunchucks!! The Glock, get the Glock!”

[lisa barlow-hochstein @crackaslampig]

i don't think i care for this sentence

[Nolan @stuckinthecoil]

I’m taking bets on who will be the one to get 50,000 likes on Letterboxd for reviewing The Odyssey with “Hey men and they are pigs”