Laura Stuckey

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[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

True and effective!
@horseheadreview @popgorn @skizzbot @AloDouglas1 @TotalZackWard @ultrasuperwow @Luna_May_x @horror_life_666 @gobeaublog @chickenupdates1

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

True and effective!
@kateybug77 @vaguely_raunchy @ThatShelf @senordinosaur @NelsonC52539866 @Adam_Muller @OurProductionCo @MostDontKnow @mindofmarisa @TedBartonComedy

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

True and effective!
@horseheadreview @popgorn @skizzbot @AloDouglas1 @TotalZackWard @ultrasuperwow @Luna_May_x @horror_life_666 @gobeaublog @chickenupdates1

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

True and effective!
@kateybug77 @vaguely_raunchy @ThatShelf @senordinosaur @NelsonC52539866 @Adam_Muller @OurProductionCo @MostDontKnow @mindofmarisa @TedBartonComedy

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

shout-out to all the college students who are home for the holidays thinking "idk i'm just not feeling the christmas spirit this year" you will never feel it again this is adulthood yes it's always this bad

[𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚛. @skizzbot]

Just got my ass kicked in Candy Land. This Christmas is horseshit.

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

I tried to cancel Christmas and no one would let me. So now I'm stuck in Conroe being "megabitch" feeling like I'm about to die. Heeeeeelp..

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

But I just coughed up something weird so let's see for how long.

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

Mom: When does the doctor makes his rounds?
Me: Time is a made up construct.

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

@Theoddprophet Watching this makes me wanna die

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

I was just informed that when I was in the ER my lungs stopped working so naturally I'm laughing like a maniac.

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

I just had the dopest about my ideal life and then I got to wake up to being poked and prodded some more.

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

Alexa, can I get watermelon favored to my hospital room?

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

So I don't have to do Christmas right?

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

My mom's feelings are hurt because I won't make small talk when I HAVE A PUNCTURED TRACHEA and up until 3 hours ago I wasn't even allowed water. 😑

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

If I don't get to drink water soon, I'm going to lose my shit.

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

@philsanderson12 A freak accident. Now I can say I've been to ICU 🤷‍♀️

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

You know what's fucking gross? HAVING A PIECE OF MIRROR PUNCTURE YOUR AIRWAY.

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

Me: "oh, it's not my work thing so I'm gonna dress cute but not too flashy"

*finds a gold faux leather skirt*

"Yeah, nevermind."

[Laura Stuckey @stucksmcgupps]

Do I not remember because I was disassociating or because I was drunk: a memoir