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A catalog of the choice phrases my students use.

[D @studentsaywhat]

Aaah, he's biting me. My arm ain't no taco!

[D @studentsaywhat]

You a pussy eatin monster.

[D @studentsaywhat]

I met some dude the long way.

[D @studentsaywhat]

She might be busy, but I need to get busy.

[D @studentsaywhat]

Breakfast is gay.

[D @studentsaywhat]

I can't go to detention. I'm playing hooky to get some nookie.

[D @studentsaywhat]

I saw on tv how to make your woman unbitchy. You gotta stop talking, strip, and *thrust*. The sperm releases happy endorphins.

[D @studentsaywhat]

Your feet look like little hot pockets.

[D @studentsaywhat]

I'm sorry, Mr. D. I snapped my fingers at you like you was a waitress.

[D @studentsaywhat]

My great father was a conquistador from Spain who fell in love with an Aztec woman.

[D @studentsaywhat]

OOOOOOOO! This is MY SONG!

[D @studentsaywhat]

Don't steal my Crayons.

[D @studentsaywhat]

He was smelling hands yesterday.

[D @studentsaywhat]

It's not big. It's enormous.

[D @studentsaywhat]

You look like my ugly brother.

[D @studentsaywhat]

I'm tired of seeing black people. We need some more white people at this school. Y'all petty.

[D @studentsaywhat]

There's a man named Birdman. Play him. Not not a bird man. Birdman.

[D @studentsaywhat]

You know, you be like, scratching that pencil and it's all "what's that smell?"

[D @studentsaywhat]

I can taste my breath. I need to go home and brush my teeth.

[D @studentsaywhat]

I wouldn't wanna be no Shrek.