j.m. umlauf

over-confident, self-loathing..

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@BarackObama What motivated it? You can't even condemn it without condoning it.

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@CollinRugg "Incarcerality" sounds illiterblivious, but I could be inaccurroneous

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@elonmusk Order and beauty.

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@NewsHour Keepin' the BS in PBS. Your reputation is building, one pile at a time. @StephanieSy @elonmusk

[Reza Sixo Safai @rezawrecktion]

Hey @Apple, I fixed it for you (sound on)

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@chriscowpland @archehistory @historyinmemes "Created," "assembled," "endowed." You can't help saying the thing you don't want to say.

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@elonmusk It was fun watching the bird go away. Exciting even.

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

I miss Bernie Mac.

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

I miss Anderton’s.. #memphis #901 #love

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

I’m so confused..

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@SteveMartinToGo @hotdogsladies Musical, smart, beautiful..thanks Steve..

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

Oh dear sweet Memphis..

[Jill Freshwater @MaryLittleton]

I love you, Memphis. I love you so hard.

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

Listening to 1971 Pavarotti is blowing my mind..you should try it..

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@g_pratimaaa Florida man caught huffing at Walmart, had seven cans around him

[G @stevensongs]

"I myself have always been for lowering the voting age to 16. I think it's really important to capture kids when they're in high school, when they're interested in all of this...”
~ Nancy Pelosi
https://t.co/81fTxaKaPU

[G @stevensongs]

So does sitting around every day constantly worrying about everything and not being grateful for all the healthy and delicious food available to you.

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

This remains so profoundly satisfying..and they stick the landing.. #papyrus #comicsans https://t.co/H8DTln5y6R

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

Shuffling songs ruined records..that is all..

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

@tomjbo

[j.m. umlauf @studlauf]

So anyway..