Brandon Simons

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@ChadinRipCity That's un-american

[Brett Gallman @brettgallman]

I always thought Weird Al would be unproblematic but the biopic from a few years back really shattered that illusion 💔

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@ChadinRipCity Mama taught me the golden rule. But I will say you're my favorite

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@DannyMarang Arguably top 2 PF in the league at his peak

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@dwightjaynes Wemby is going to give everyone problems. I'm Hopeful that Clingan can keep improving.

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

Well shucks...

[Casey Holdahl @CHold]

I have indeed been let go after 18+ years with the @trailblazers. My sincerest thanks to all of you who have read/listened/watched/engaged with my work over the years.

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@tysonalger Blazers were 1 number off on that lottery...

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@ChadinRipCity I'm curious as to what we will do in the off-season to improve. I'm not sure if internal development will be enough to compete with the Spurs or Thunder for the next 5-10 years unless someone makes a massive leap.

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@travisdemers Let's go!

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@dwightjaynes That's a pretty good drawing, you are a good artist!

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@dwightjaynes Yesterday was horrible. I try to be optimistic. They are a young team and a lot of those young guys were playing this year. Lanning is a great recruiter and motivator, maybe his new coordinators will be better at game planning.
I heard a lot of folks say next year is the year.

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@zacharycneel Pretty pathetic

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@tysonalger Where did you get that hat?

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@DannyMarang I need to get this done

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@tysonalger Nice mustache

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@LaMichaelJames You were so electric, man. I miss watching you play

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@zacharycneel Then of course they make a kick that would've been good from 70 yards lol

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@zacharycneel I was just about to ask you about financial assistance!

[Brandon Simons @studlymuffins]

@AaronJFentress @dwightjaynes Not more respect than Jokic, I was more referring to Toumani being in the league for a few years now so the refs know how he plays and gets a bit more of the benefit of the doubt like other All-defense players do. I see how my wording my initial tweet could've been confusing.