Colby (Ralph) Stiens

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Im ready bro!!

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

@NickRas89

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

How I really feel when harvest starts..

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

Me waiting to see what the month of July has in store for all of us.

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

The first day of June just straight up slapped us all in the face and said, "Summer is here, bitch!!"

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

I think it's only fair that the people that are buying and hoarding all the toilet paper should be cursed with explosive diarrhea for the next couple weeks. #notsorry

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

Turns on TV: CORONAVIRUS
Checks social media: CORONAVIRUS
Looks at grain market: CORONAVIRUS
Any games on: CORONAVIRUS
Goes to store: CORONAVIRUS
Needs to use the bathroom: CORONAVIRUS
Man, I miss Thanos.

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

I thought it was pretty hilarious watching all these people panicking and buying all the toilet paper, until I got home and realized I'm almost out of toilet paper.... #ohshit

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

What I imagine @NWMOSTATE students look like when complaining about classes not being cancelled for the Chiefs parade.

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

No words... #CHIEFS

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

SO.. MANY.. EMOTIONS.. #CHIEFS

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

How old am I?
Old enough to remember when Lunchables had a red plastic stick to spread the sauce on the pizza.
#Goodtimes

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

Someone really needs to keep me off the dance floor.. #cantstopwontstop

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

Me hearing the first Christmas song of the year on the radio

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

It's so infuriating when you wave someone to go at a 4-way stop or intersection, and then they look at you and proceed to wave you back. #justfuckinggo

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

Ok let's be real, how the hell does Spiderman stick to things when he has his suit, gloves, and boots on? I'm sure there is some "comic book explanation" for it, but still. #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

Come on Casey's. You know damn well your cheesy potatoes are in high demand, produce that shit. #getwiththeprogram

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

@CraigStiens It's agile AF.

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

I am legitimately stoked to use my new vacuum.. Fuck, I hate getting old.

[Colby (Ralph) Stiens @studlystiens]

@CraigStiens Shark pet vacuum, it's pretty much a big deal.