Chris Elwood

Technical Director at Comtecs, providing Web Design & ecommerce. Long suffering Crystal Palace Fan, CPFC Football Scout & Progressive Techno DJ.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

It's not too late for you all.

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

@HLTCO Perhaps he was only allowed to use his weaker foot? 😂

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Should have stuck a few quid on Scotland winning the tournament before this game started. Odds will be shite now. What a team.

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

What a great 13 years it has been!

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

Happiest man in Perth. #cpfc #promoted

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I FUCKING LOVE MY FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

Shock.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Less than five hours after he was elected the first Reform councilor has had to stand down after revelations of 'electoral irregularities' are discovered.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

WE HAVE DONE IT. HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE.

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

@SAAdvantage @ProofreadJulia If I needed a fruit machine question answered there is only one man for the job!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing is, they'll never forget it 👍

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

why are the boxes square when the pizzas are round?

makes you think

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

Renowned liar in lying shock. At this point how is this even news?

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔹 Nigel Farage has been accused of excluding at least three households from his energy bills giveaway prize, despite promising to cover the “whole street”.

Those excluded told The Telegraph they are “mortified” and have said Reform may be misleading the public.

Read what they had to say here 👇
https://t.co/UJ9UAfA5no

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

Had a flashback today about getting live goal updates by SMS. I remember being in a shopping centre and CPFC getting beat about 5-0. Not only did it ruin your weekend but it cost 10p a message! Good times!

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

@DekkaLyttle @sid_lambert @mattforde I had meant Tom Parry. I woke up in the night thinking this! @QuicklyKevin, remembering error!

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

@Thorpeedo @Cryptoinsightuk @grok It means you should have bought vintage Ford Cosworths and not Xrp.

[Joss Sheldon @JossSheldon]

Congratulations to Matt Goodwin on his appointment as Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

OH MY GOD

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

@barneyfarmer For those that may not know there was a brilliant remix album by Vegyn called Blue Moon Safari last year. Absolute masterpiece! ❤️

[Chris Elwood @studlywonder]

I preferred Ibiza Boss