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i am stuert BT openreach Van doesnt work 59

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Bank got money in it

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Charlie kirk ann widdecombe who’s next? Steven Wonder?

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Come on spain

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Viva españa

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Code switching fail - Told the wrong shagging person I’d blow their shit smoove off

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My motto in life is ‘Apparently there doing well strict bag searches’

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If I had written “I took a pill in Ibiza” it would have been called “I took a piss in the kitchen”

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Ray Fucking Purchase

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Inside me there are 30-50 wolves. Help

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Imagine trying to convict a dog of murder, and when the judge asks, "How do you plead," the dog just responds, "Woof," leaving you to wonder what to do next

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@fkachelsie Who

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No more eras. Had enough

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Rabbit escaped. I’ve tried nothing and i’m all out of ideas

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If a dog farts in a car and theres no one there to smell it…

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Misplaced my sodding biscuit help me Harriet jones

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Cars 2 on Film 4 plus one tonight. April fools

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Next door neighbour. Probable paedo

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@fkachelsie Got stuck in a fridge

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Breaking: Fat Go Compare Man torn to shreds by brown bear

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@fkachelsie Not again

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When jesus died did the queen do anything about it