Sean

former former marathon guy

[Sean @stuff1708]

I haven't showered since last year

[Yorik Slobminov @lekah24]

I can’t wait to open up a cute little boutique shop with the fellas

[Sean @stuff1708]

@LightningRndPod I have never been wrong on Twitter dot com, don't bother to fact check

[Sean @stuff1708]

Rubik's cubing is the gateway to women

[Sean @stuff1708]

@margeisfreed This looks like what a kid would walk in to if he came home later than when his cool parents told him to

[Sean @stuff1708]

Haven't showered since last decade

[Sean @stuff1708]

@margeisfreed you vegetarian tho?

[Sean @stuff1708]

@shady_sheehan @BigRedBakes88 still no improvement

[Sean @stuff1708]

@BigRedBakes88 @shady_sheehan we all know that still isn't gonna happen

[Sean @stuff1708]

@shady_sheehan No twitter account to tweet about it, so he's gotta do it the old fashioned way

[Sean @stuff1708]

Get a jump start on your morning by eating breakfast before you go to bed

[Sean @stuff1708]

How early can you say "no pun intended" in the sentence and your audience still believes it

[Joe Sheehan @shady_sheehan]

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New look!

𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮

[Sean @stuff1708]

@shady_sheehan Can honestly say I've never done this.... normally I just have someone else wear them for an hour

[Sean @stuff1708]

The early bird gets the worm, but it's also most likely to be bludgeoned to death by crazy rick, my neighbor that bludgeons birds to death before 6 am

[Sean @stuff1708]

@shady_sheehan @margeisfreed this your man?

[Sean @stuff1708]

it's crazy I'm the only person allowed to tweet about nacho cheese

[Sean @stuff1708]

If you don't like chips with melted cheese on them, that's nachmy problem

[Sean @stuff1708]

Her: I'm breaking up with you

Me: is it because I talk about melted cheese companies?

Her: No it's because you never tell me where you are

Me: that's nacho business

[Sean @stuff1708]

friend: how did your job interview go?
me: [wiping nacho cheese out of my eyes] not good

[Sean @stuff1708]

Hard to believe aunt jemima and the pillsbury doughboy got engaged

I hope easter brunch is always at the pillsbury doughuncle-in-law's