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[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

Hi, if I followed you seemingly out of nowhere, please know that I likely did so by accident as I was sleeping or falling asleep while scrolling Xitter on my phone. Yes, this has happened enough times that I’m pinning a post. If you suck, don’t worry, I’ll be unfollowing you soon

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

And Seth is the one being criticized.

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

I was a huge, HUGE fan of James Franco but reading these replies just shows me that sexual predators will always receive the benefit of the doubt even if their best friend, who undoubtedly knows more about their personal life than the general public, distances himself from them

[Variety @Variety]

Seth Rogen hasn't spoken to James Franco in a "long time" and has "no plans" to work with him again:

"I have not worked with him in years. But the personal side of it is just so nuanced, and it involves people that I don’t know if I should be dragging into this. I don’t know what I would benefit from getting deeply into it. Nothing has changed since the last time I talked about all this, and I haven’t worked with him in a really long time and I have no plans to.” https://t.co/kN3wF3q7l2

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@muze63 @readswithravi @emhoneyreads I WISH I could offer some advice but I’m having the exact same problem. I miss reading and have loads of books sitting around to be read but it’s almost like it takes more energy than my brain is able to give up right now. The state of the world certainly isn’t helping anything.

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@rilerzhpg @VAMichaelaLaws I wasn’t expecting a reply. I do appreciate it though 🩷

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@rilerzhpg @VAMichaelaLaws I had to get a friend to reply to them because I was LIVID. I’m sure the cat died a horrible death and I continue to be traumatized years later from witnessing it. I’d like to wish a big “FUCK YOU” to people who let their cats roam (2/2)

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@rilerzhpg @VAMichaelaLaws I witnessed a cat get hit by a car. It kept running but was clearly very injured. I tried to get to it but it ran into a parking lot full of junk cars so I wasn’t able to find it. Day or so later, I see in a local missing pets FB group its owner asking if any one had seen it(1/2)

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

It’s way too cold

Some goober: “Actually, it’s warmer than it has been for several days”

It’s still below freezing, Brayden. Even after the initial shock to my system, my body can’t distinguish between 8° or 18° and longs to shutdown and die immediately upon stepping outside

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

As a small business owner, Dec is especially busy. Lost track of time, paid my CC bill HOURS late, & triggered interest fees that @CapitalOne has opted not to waive. So super disappointing from a company I’ve been w/for 19 yrs & have always recommended to other ppl @AskCapitalOne

[Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon]

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at https://t.co/cHLs9sKqix

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

PHOTOGRAPHER CAPTURES TEMPLE CAT KNOWN AS THE 'GUARDIAN' OF DENDERA

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

frizzy family

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@MIFarmSB @aellin_co @andy_buksterlin @thesoypill Is there some reason you’re repeating what I said back to me? You apparently don’t possess basic reading comprehension lol

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@MIFarmSB @aellin_co @andy_buksterlin @thesoypill I mean, yeah, plants thrive when they’ve got piles of 💩 providing nutrients

Lab grown meat IS real meat. It’s molecularly identical, cultured in vitro from animal cells. Are in vitro babies not humans?

But it’s no wonder why you’re against it. Your @ gives your bias away lol

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@MIFarmSB @aellin_co @andy_buksterlin @thesoypill Uh, it’s well documented that ecosystems *greatly* suffer when wolf populations are culled to prevent attacks on livestock. So, yeah, if you ignore major things like that then meat farming is fantastic for ecosystems!

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

It’s so hard for me to understand these kinds of videos because, instead of thinking they’re badass like intended (I guess), I just find them to be painfully, ~painfully~ embarrassing.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 Texas GOP candidate Valentina Gomez just released a campaign ad burning the Quran and vowing to “end Islam in Texas.”

This isn’t politics. It’s incitement.

When the mosques start burning, remember: this was the match and the Texas GOP handed her the lighter.

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

@cmjseeger If I hear something, I’m getting the hell out of there 😂

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

This is very Appalachia coded

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.

[кяιѕтιη: A Parody Account @stuffKRISwrites]

I’m convinced that parents don’t like their own kids. They like the idea of having someone to control, not nurturing a person with their own independent thoughts and values. Making meals with vegetable sides is the most MINIMAL of “inconveniences”.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Your 15 yr-old daughter has decided she’s a vegetarian and refuses to eat what you make

What do you do?