A Weirdo and A Beardo

He plays games. I think we’re funny so I share it with you. @nolanerdchris

[A Weirdo and A Beardo @stuffchrissez]

Brandi: what was that other one? Fish something?
Me: snap fish
Kristin: Flickr?
Me: snap fish
Chris: they can’t hear you. And they’re in the past. #stuffchrissays @LetsGo2Court

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*cooking breakfast while Chris watches YouTube videos*
Me: *hears familiar voice* is that the husband of Kristin from @LetsGo2Court ?

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@LetsGo2Court I loved this episode. But I have to say “Hebert” is pronounced “Ay-bear”. It’s a long ‘a’ and you don’t say the ‘t’. ❤️

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Watching the first episode of how to build a sex room and I know realize that when someone told me I remind them of @melanieruthrose it was the highest compliment of my life.

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I want to go on a pandemic episode of @dropout ‘s #gamechanger just so I can lose and get a #sincerecompliment from @samreich

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@LetsGo2Court
Me: OMG I LOVE SAMMI. BABE! You’ve definitely heard Sammi. It’s Monday *clap* let’s get dressed. She’s so stunning. Here look at this! *shoves phone at husband*
Chris: oh. She IS effortlessly chic. #stuffchrissays

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Me: I want to show you something when you’re not dying. You know. Less on fire
Chris: I’m on fire the normal amount
Me: no. The normal amount of on fire is none. #skyrim #stuffchrissays

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#stuffchrissays #newpants

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Me: hand me my Switch. Imma play picross while you play yeehaw Skyrim
Chris: it’s not yeehaw. Just Skyrim
Me: ok. Imma play picross while you play middle earth red dead redemption #stuffchrissays #yeehawskyrim

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@nolanerdchris and I just enjoying one of our favorite pastimes. Yelling at the television and judging couples on House Hunters. #househunters

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Me: They look the same
Chris: They do not. One is very heavily roto scoped and the other uses sprite based polygons.
Me: Oh thanks for clearing that up. #throwback #stuffchrissays

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Me: Did I offend your dork sensibilities by confusing things?
Chris: No more than adding Blanka to Mortal Kombat.
Me: Are Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter really that different?
Chris: Um yeah. They're at opposite ends of the spectrum. Like genesis & Super Nintendo. North & south

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*on TikTok while Chris plays Skyrim*
Me: I just watched a ferret go down a spinny slide
Chris: well that does sound very cute. #stuffchrissays

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Throwback

Chris: these are huge prison cells!
Me: how many prison cells have you been in?
Chris: only the one for scared straight
Me: you were not in scared straight
Chris: fine! The videos of scared straight I saw on Maury!

#stuffchrissays #farcry5

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Me: we need to send Sadie a birthday card
Chris: ok
Me: *opens card box* these are the birthday ones. *hands Chris stack of cards* which should we send? *chris starts just pawing through willy-nilly*
Me: they’re in order!
Chris: *stare*
#stuffchrissays

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Me: I mean. If we’re discussing socially acceptable ways to express our affection, ‘thank you’ is lacking
Chris: I love you too
Me: this one is going on the internet
Chris: whatever gets you through the day

#stuffchrissays

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Me: I do love you
Chris: what did I do?
Me: nothing. Why?
Chris: because you said “I do love you” which sounds like a preamble to something
Me: how would you prefer I express my love?
Chris: “I love you”
Me: I love you
Chris: thank you
*pause*

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Me: *taking selfies*
Chris: *staring bemusedly*
Me: no shame in my game. I'm having a real good hair day.

#stuffchrissays

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Movie: my father was a serial killer
Chris: spree killer
Me: look at you!
Chris: I’m learning
Me: but ‘serial killer’ is right
Chris: oh?
Me: yeah there’s a cooling off period
Chris: but he didn’t take a souvenir.
Me: don’t have to. Three murders with a coming off period

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@nolanerdchris and I discussing horror films.
Me: we need to watch Haunting in Connecticut.
Chris: ok
Me: we can watch the second haunting in Connecticut. It’s set in Georgia
Chris: yeah
*pause*
Chris: wait what? #stuffchrissays